Rucka Rucka Ali - Brony Style (Ima Pedophile) lyrics

I'm a Pedophile brony Pedophile

A brony's a guy that's into
Little pony culture
And a pedophile likes giving
Little children blowjobs
The back of my van is full of ponies
So you better get inside of it
Get inside it kid

I'm into brushing hair of pretty ponies
You like ponies? Got a bunch in here
Come play with me i'm pretty lonely
We don't judge in here we love and tolerate
Now let me touch your underwear
Get your butt in here

Let's take our pants off
Play with some horses got 'em all (Hey)
I'll touch your balls (Hey) i got Pegasus
And Diamond Rose sunny Ray
And Rarity
I got the whole entire Little Pony set

I'm a pedophile pedophile
(Yup, yup yup, yup) brony pedophile
Pedophile (Yup, yup yup, yup)
Brony pedophile hey, sexy baby
(Yup, yup yup, yup) i'm a pedophile
Hey, sex with babies (Yup, yup yup, yup)
Gay

I'm parking outside an elementary school
In Boulder i got a surprise
You kid's will thank me when you're older
McDonalds and Fries
Come help me find a little pony toy
Inside of it take a bite of it (M-m-m)

I'm sort of Autistic
Being a brony doesn't really
Get you tons of chicks
I'm into ponies with a little side of
A kid's dick i'm just like Kony
Kidnapping kids ages 5 and 6
(But not dead since 2006) gonna dance, boy
Take all your clothes off here we go (Hey)
The brony show (Hey) got Applejacks, and
Princess Celestia fluttershy (Hey)
And Pinkie Pie (Hey) honeybuzz
Flitterheart and Rainbow Dash

I'm a pedophile pedophile
(Yup, yup yup, yup) brony pedophile
Pedophile (Yup, yup yup, yup)
Brony pedophile hey, sexy baby
(Yup, yup yup, yup) i'm a pedophile
Hey, sex with babies (Yup, yup yup, yup)
Gay

Beating off trixie and Blossomforth
Cherry Berry
Let me ride you 'till I've had enough
Beating off to Big Macintosh
Snowcatcher
You're the batter, let me jack you off
(I'm gay)

I'm a pedophile pedophile
(Yup, yup yup, yup) brony pedophile
Pedophile (Yup, yup yup, yup)
Brony pedophile hey, sexy baby
(Yup, yup yup, yup) i'm a pedophile
Hey, sex with babies (Yup, yup yup, yup)
Gay