Rucka Rucka Ali, Dj Not Nice - Ching Chang Chong 2 lyrics

Hello please i am old man
They once called dJ Not Nice
Many years ago
I make big number one hit single
Called Ching Chang Chong
But today it bring me great shame
You see I try to write right lyrics
But we did not have technology

(Ching Chang Chong) oh yeah
I remember this song we would smack a bitch
If we had to tell her twice

I talk that ching Chang Chong
That's how we say hi hello
I got that Rice Eggroll the lunch special
Original chicken with that physical grope
I got that ching Chang Chong
(Call PF Chang) ring
Hey wrong

I got that shroom kung pow them chicken
Dragonball dog we get free puppies
From shelter it's on the plate
Dish now i sold chicken lo mein
You sold chicken no thanks
I talk like ching Chang Chong
I like to sing drake song
Let's eat In-N-Out

(Ching Chang Chong) let me get that
Have a Kit Kat or a Tic Tac
Gimmy my dick back oh yeah
I smack a bitch if I have to tell her twice
For rice

I never lose as Sonic 2
Robotnik takes little coons then he put them
Inside a room and then he make them work
This anti-corporate shit raised all them
Stupid gay kids doped up on Ritalin to crash
Distrust the business & smash

I Kim Jong 20 Un
New improve and kinda strong
I could blast a missile longer
With my Windows 31 cause we gott beat Japan
We got beat by chance
We don't teach them little kids
That Kim Jong I I was trans

Ninjas in the place if you are Kim Jong
Throw your Nunchucks in the air will Iran
Drop the nuke now?

Call me DJ Not Nice i eat no food but rice
If you want Hedgehog meat
Look for the Thai dude rockin them Beats
I'm Zen i like men
I better wok than them geeks
Tom Yum is come right up what's up
Wut here we go
Shitty Pho eat it's getting cold
One chopstick and a spoon spoon
If you a bitch here's a fork
And a second one
Chicken is done nigga soon soon salt nigga
Oof oof listen my son nigga

Just eat that crunchy munchies
That wonton soup soup

Let's dryclean socks let's dryclean socks
Get some clean socks

Drycleaning something something
Drycleaning suit's suit's
You want black belt? $10 cash
We take Bitcoin and blow job

I got that coon kung pow that chicken
Faggot young child he play the Sonic on Sega
He order Mexican now
I so Pete Townsend great you roll thru
Towson gay

I talk that ching Chang Chong
Let's have some real gay fun
Watch Armageddon now

(Ching Chang Chong) gotta get crack
Do you sell crack? Crackers get clapped
Bitches get smacked
I was number one gangsta in America
For 2 year you get the idea?

Let's dryclean sock the Chinese rock
Let's dryclean sock we're Chinese
Let's dryclean sock the Chinese rock
Rock rock

I dryclean sock you dryclean not
If you girl from China you have sideways box

I don't like Kim Jong Un
He try to rape me soon i talk like
Ching Chang Chong i from Beijing
We strong

You ever see new Ninja Turtle movie?
They look like Shrek everyone know he gay
All day confucius say
If the game is gay you must pray
It would be great honor
To enter every butt hole
In this crowded elevator
Hashtag me too horny me too horny
Me me too horny me too horny
I shot up Columbine