Rucka Rucka Ali - Deportito (Parody of "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi feat. Daddy Yankee & Justin Bieber) lyrics

I come here before the last election
El President Trump says now go back
Put everything I have into a big knapsack
And go, goodbye

Stop at Jamba Juice on the way
Drop my kids off inside a cage
I went to the border and I told the police
I'm going, goodbye

They say, "What's your name
Is it Julian?"
I said my name is Tito, I'm American
They said take your lawnmower and
Get out this country go, please

Juan, why did you escape over the border?
Running from the police in a lawnmower
Watching a Telenovela and a few shows
Oh, yeah
Why, aren't you a little bit more normal?
Buying a new cell phone at the mall
Listening to heavy metal with some dude Joe

Deportito
Why you always coming here to sell burritos
Blowing leaves, making noise on the streeto
Selling flowers on the side
Of Highway Threeto deportito
You always come to LA without permito
Fly over the fence with an umbrellarito
Swimming here with water wings on your feeto

Why you always come to America with no viso
Standing round on the corner
With a box of oranginos
(Gimme ten clementino)
Asking what bag do I prefer at grocerito
Paper or plastecito?
Why don't you decide for me bro?

You come to 'Merica from Cabo
To find yourself a jobo
Your English is no hablo
And all you wear is sunclothes
Everyone you meet is thinking that
You have a bomb, bomb
But you are the kind of brown
Guy that park on the lawn, lawn
When they come arrest and separate
You from your child
Then they go, "Amigo, man
Could you do me a solid?"
I can't seem to get my
Brand new Toro mower started
Maybe you could take it for me back to Target

I need couple things go buy
Me a new spring hose
Apples and a dingo make copies of my keysos
Then stop at my crib 'cause I
Have a problem with bugs
If you could exterminate them all
I pay you six bucks

My sink always leakos, patch it for me Rico
Cover it with bondo, paint it color negro
Then bake me a pizza
Put away my kid's socks
Help him post a video he made up on TikTok
Go now

Deportito
Sitting on the porch in front of your casito
Selling brick shwag to the dumbass gringos
Measuring weed in meters and litros
Deportito
Soon you're gonna only eat stale Doritos
No more good flaming hot Americheetos
Now you're gonna know the
True cost of Fritos

All you ever did was clean
A swimming pool with chlorino
The government came with handcuffs
They said you're coming with me, buddyto
(Let go, I'm Ringo)
Now you're in a cage sending
E mail to Jeffrey Bezos
Can you waive my shipping feeso?
I'm ordering from Area Quantino

Ay, poor Tito
We only just tryna stop the spread of measles
We thought we'd better lock you
Up after you sneezop
Better pray to the el Savior Baby Jesus
Bailamos

Fajita, gordito, bella grandedito
Four ninety cinco, comes with a big drinko
Get it with beef or carne adasito
Let me get a piece bro
No man I don't think so

T-Bell is awesome, it's the best place for
Mexican food but people working there
Are not from Mexico
I'm pretty sure it's all black people
Deportito