Rucka Rucka Ali - Don't Be A Playa, Haiti lyrics

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there
(We live here) oh my God it's a earthquake
Check your butt for butthole AIDS

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come
On give it to 'em
Cause they had a bad earthquake
Need some band-aids and corn flakes

Cause they been wasting the last 500 years
In their underwear playing in the sand
(with no pants) we said put some clothes on
They was like "No"
Now a earthquake took their ass out (so sad)
We gave them a little bit food
And kidnapped a quarter million kids
Y'all come with us
Don't be scared it's cool
You won't never see your parents again
(they're dead)

(You know)
Now I'm thinking while we over there
(We should) lay down a couple states
(Yessir)
Y'all just wait 'till I'm president
I'm gonna run shit a whole new way

Yeah
Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS
Listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu
Are we done fighting Germany? Are
We done with Germany?
No, Germans seem to really like
Starting shit but it's
Cool cause it's not like they ever win
"But we did kick France's ass!"
Yes you did, but who did not?

Okay Germans started up World War I then
They was like "Whoops my bad!"
We said it's okay then a couple years later
They start a world war again
They killed like a million Jews and
Then they killed another five million
I think we should take them all to school
And just blow they ass up right now!

Fuck y'all
"Nein please don't blow us up!"
Get fucked "But it was only a game!"
Y'all suck "But we won't do it anymore!"
You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again!

Yeah spanish people sound like they
Should be brown
But you go to Spain and everyone is white
We should make them change their name
Or we could send them Mexicans (Yeah)
Norway doesn't really do anything
We can't really trust them I don't think
Scottish people talk funny
Irish people swing from trees

When I'm president
We gonna carpet bomb some French
Cities, and because they all speak French
We gonna also bomb Quebec (Oui Oui)
And if Korean boy wanna mess with me
Then I'm a nuke his ass
And say "Ninja please!"
And if they keep fuckin' round
In the middle east
They just mad cause their
Mamas are Lesbaneses (Then)
I'm gonna bomb everyone whose
Name ends with "istan"
(Cause they all stupid)
I'm gonna blow up China cause
They eat little dogs

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there
(We live here) oh my God it's a earthquake
Check your butt for butthole AIDS

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come
On give it to 'em
Cause they had a bad earthquake

Hey man at least they didn't get raped
Wait what? Oh, they did? Oh
Well then someone should give them money