Rucka Rucka Ali - Eff Australia (parody of "Black And Yellow" by Wiz Khalifa) lyrics

Yeah, uh uh you know what it do
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

Yeah, uh uh you know what it do
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

Yeah, uh huh you know what it do
Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh uh you know what it do
Stupid ass country
Ladies there, shave not, down under

Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

They'll never know about this song
They're so far away so fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

They talk like, hello, G'Day, mate!
I'm so much smarter than people
In the United States let's start a party
Throw some shrimp on the Barbie
Oh, poppycock! Now I must use the potty!
Have we ever told you all about
How me shite country got started
To help you understand why
We're all half-retarded
We got dropped off, on a boat from England
See, we're a bunch of criminals
It's in our DNA, friend!
The black people here, are Aborigines
They didn't know they're black
'till they got a 50 Cent CD
We celebrate summertime sometime
Around February
We freed the Aborigines sometime around 2003

Yeah, uh huh you know what it do
Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh uh you know what it do
Stupid ass country
Ladies there, shave not, down under

Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

They'll never know about this song
They're so far away so fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

They got a neighbor
And his name is New Zealand
Nobody cares about them they're Canadian
They got some Indians, Aboriginals
They live in tents, with no pants on
You can see their balls

I hope, Stephen falls
Into a pile of stingrays
And he could take Dundee with him
'cause that sucker be gay
But I guess it don't matter
'bout Australia's gay shit
When it's gettin' taken over
By the fuckin' Asians

Yeah, uh huh you know what it do
Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh uh you know what it do
Stupid ass country
Ladies there, shave not, down under

Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

They'll never know about this song
They're so far away so fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

I stay as far way as I could from you
'Cause them koalas will attack
Koala bears remote-controlled by Jews
And when I'm droppin' huxtables at the pool
I got me a handfuls
Of Aussie conditioning shampoo
And I'm thinkin' 'bout skeetin' on
Natalie Cover Kylie with goo
Nicole kidding me
Sayin' that the carpet matches the drapes
And Mel Gibson dunno shit about punching
Fucking tricks in the taint

Yeah, uh huh you know what it do
This racist song only shows
How ignorant Americans are

Yeah, uh huh you know what it do
Whatever, man at least Hitler
Ain't from America

Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

They'll never know about this song
They're so far away so fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

Yeah, uh huh you know what it do
Everybody there fuck kangaroo

Yeah, uh huh you know what it do
Ladies there shave not down under

Ain't nobody scared of Australians anyway
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia

They'll never know about this song
They're so far away so fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia
Fuck Australia fuck Australia