Rucka Rucka Ali - Godzirra (parody of "Godzilla" by Eminem) lyrics

I could borrow a bomb to drop onto Tongeyong
Look, it's Godzilla
This the start of the Kim Jong era
Fire gods are not happy
Sending in the dragons
Now the Pakis getting mad at something
That happened and bomb India
Iranian start to get all impatient at
The attempt to enrich uranium
And just bomb their own department
Causing deposit's of bomb stuff
To go to Iraq, waking up Saddam
But this time he is large enough
To invade USA, kill 'em off for us
Pass the wasabi
This is payday for the way you made me angry
You will hate the day that you ever met me
I am Satan let's see
I'll play gay pay Jay to
Lay down and say hey
Watch me whip watch me nay nay
'kay bae stay and wait, i'll call in JJ

Want some Yu-Gi-Oh cards
I will give you Tea Gardner
I garden every day, turn you all into gushers
I am hard like sour grape jolly ranchers
If you got problems, Kim Jong got answers
Faster, build the bomb faster
Godzilla got nothing on this black belt
I'm gonna show you a fire disaster
Soon you will call Kim Kong your master

I been working on building atomic bombs
Since China rented out Hong Kong
And JFK sent Americans to Vietnam
And since I was six in Xi'an I was
Old enough to pick up a gun
And kill but I was sick and
Tired of killer ticks and moths
I don't' like them
But then I sit and think of shit
Smoking a spliff with a bong
I tripped out on pixie dust at
A BTS Bruce Sprinstein concert
Eating the dogshit that Obama
Dressed with paprika
In that thrift shop shit that's when I
Decided that I would join Viet Cong

Want some, UBI
I'm Yang and I work for USR bro
We will start to pay everyone
That wants bar soap
We have two kinds, ivory and Irish, I'm sure
If you want a different one, we have it
Let me ask the doctor, I am the doctor
The Koreans live in a pile of garbage
All we eat is pets and a deep fried carpet
I never been to La Brea tar pit's

Damn, China mad
They 'bout to put the Muslims into camps
It's the consequence of Brexit
Now there's more than 2 sexes
This is the way
(the way) the way of the left (left)
You know that I never had a chance
I'm a child they burned my crib in the fire
They took my bib pacifier
And let me hangry and tired
Now I dance at the pier
In exchange for a dollar
Is there a chance I could borrow your
Copy of the Mask of Zorro
DVD, it has surround sound with
That 81 good stuff
Watch it with the sound off 'cause I
Can't understand that Spanish gay fuck
Please speak English, I don't like
These immigrants talking gibberish
Did he say something I didn't understand
This isn't Bangkok, chris Brown

Pulled Rihanna's hair
Broke a window with a motherfucking chair
Won't even dent his career
He just sitting in his chair
Playing the Switch's Mario in the air
'Cause he get a free carryon
And I'm left here with a square
I'm allowed to stand and thank
You for your support disney and NBA, yeah
Why can't we face that we barely
Care where we get these pears
It's slavery that made 'em but
The best we could
Do is say that Britney Spears is crazy
Maybe she's mad 'cause let's face it
Vegas residencies don't pay the way
They did before lockdowns and mask mandates
And travel bans across the place
And race riots in every state, gottem
Indians and Pakis back east
Are planning an attack
They're chatting in a WhatsApp group sending
Trahsy fat chick fap pics
For cash, it's bad
But I guess they're happy
Can't we go back to the
Backstreet Boys Backstreet Back
That song was so cool, so much
To do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreet?
Ring, hello, what's for lunch
Appetizers pork egg roll shrimp
Egg roll spring roll
Fried wonton house special
Wonton teriyaki chicke
Pot stickers or steamed dumplings
Chicken dumplings barbecue spare
Ribs boneless spare ribs teriyaki beef
Chinese donuts fantail shrimp crab
Rangoon assorted hot appetizers
Soup Wonton soup egg drop
Soup wonton egg drop
Soup chicken noodle soup chicken rice soup
Hot and sour soup house
Special soup seafood soup

Also sir this is dry cleaners