Rucka Rucka Ali - Heroes & Trolls (parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth) lyrics

Somebody once told me the Internet is only
For talking shit and looking at tit's
It is 2000 and 1 now I'm triggered
Fat and drunk and I'm raping
A kid in the comments
Well the lulz are coming and
They don't stop flooding
Black Lives Matter when they kill Harambè
Didn't make sense not to
Live online you smell
Like farts but you're the king of pwn
So much to say so much to read so
Much porn out there for the fapping
You live alone with your four bros
And everyone is a cuckolds

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get
Your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an SJW get
Your pwn on get gay
Where all tough Heroes and Trolls as long
As you don't gotta leave your home

It's a cool story bro I'm
A dangerous colder I
Started at 9 now I'm getting much older
And New Media's just getting
Bigger no one is
Getting shot if I say the word (woah there)
And I can say pretty much anything and got
Enough porn for a night of jacking
The world outside is dark and cold I'll just
Stay inside like a little good troll

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get
Your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an SJW get
Your pwn on get gay
Where all tough Heroes and Trolls as long
As you don't gotta leave your home

You think you're funny bro? I'll DDos you
And fuck your mum's ass up dude
You know who I am? I'm
The leader of anonymous I'm
Behind 17 proxies and your
Mum's IP address bro
I don't want to fuck chicks, girls are gay
My brother saw a vagina once and he
Said it smelt like old sweaty dicks
(I'm the best)

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get
Your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an SJW get
Your pwn on get gay
Where all tough Heroes and Trolls
And we're all fucking fags

Somebody once asked could I spare
Some change for gas I
Need to get the Jews away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use some less
Jews myself lets load them all
On the Minecraft train
Well the Minecraft money made
The Mein Kampf funny
Death to the Jews, I did nazi that coming
Didn't make sense not to
Live for lulz you're
Cool online but you smell like balls
So much to say so much to read
So much furry shape for the fapping
You live alone with your four bros
Now everyone is a MGTOW

Hey now you're an Alt-Right get
Your keyboard go hate
Hey now you're an SJW get
Your pwn on get gay
Where all tough Heroes and Trolls as long
As you don't gotta leave your home
We all got big fucking balls as long
As we don't gotta talk to girls