Rucka Rucka Ali - I Know A Black Gu (Ne-Yo parody) lyrics

I know a black guy! No, no, no, it's true!

Oh yeah, I know a black guy
Knowing a black guy makes me cool
But I better watch out, what I say around him
If that one word accidentally slips out
He'll probably shoot me
But, I'm so excited, I know a black guy
(I know a black guy)
He loves hot sauce, must have hot sauce
He'll eat hot sauce with whatever it's on
Especially some chicken wings (Chicken wings)
He loves him some clothes
Must have new clothes
He'll buy a coat for whatever it costs
And wears his pants around his kneeees

He got some gold teeth and drives a Hummer
He says "My white friend
Won't you come commit a little crime?"
He says we're homies he calls me brother
He is my black friend, felon seven times
I know a black guy

Ohh, when he tells me about all the times
His ass has been locked in jail
All you crackers better watch out
Because I know a black guy
And he owns a Nextel too
Cause he's gotta call his bitch
He says I gotta keep sleepin around
But I can't live without her
And he loves him Jesus, must have Jesus
That's that one dude who's dead on a cross
And his bills are paid? Nevermind
And he loves him his gun, must have his gun
He takes a gun with, wherever he goes
Cause cappin fools ain't not no crime

He got a gold piece, and loves some trouble
He knocks out white kids
Cause he's tryin'a do a little time
He says we're homies he calls me brother
He is my black friend, felon seven times
I know a black guuuuy

And if a girl is white
Don't worry he'll bone it
And everything that he's got
Best believe that he stole it
He gon' steal my car
Ain't no doubt about it
You know, ain't never got no weed
He always askin me for weeeed

"Know what I mean man? Real talk man!-
I don't mind smokin you up once in a while-
But every time I'm in the kitchen
You in the kitchen smokin my pot!-
Man, wassup!?"

He got a gold piece, and loves some trouble
He says "My white friend
Won't you come commit a little crime?"
He got some gold teeth, and drives a Hummer
He is my black friend, felon seven times
I know a black guuuuyy
He fucked my motheeerrrr