Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Chinee lyrics

(I'm a Korean)
Oh, hello, it's me, DJ Not Nice!
In China we cannot be
Dykes or Taiwanese somebody gave to me HIV
Wanna see?

I might be Japanese i don't know my family
I'm Chinee get this price tag off of me

In China we have TV finally
I can see show called Simpson family
Why they yellow? That make fun of Chinee!
Sing the song, Rucka Rucka Ali!

Imma drop atom bombs on you white devils
China take over America in twenty-twelve (HA)
China is, very big, whatcha gonna do
We got two billion Chinamen and not one Jew
(uh uh)

China make you kill, all your female kids
Cause we have too many chicks
And China has not enough tampon!
China be so very sad
Because we don't have any friends!

In China we crap in our beds!
Because we cant buy a mattress
We missed 2005 and six (I was high)
I was high on cocaine
China has very small wang (very small) oK!

China drink on Kool-Aid!
Economy of dirty underage sex slaves
We get murdered
If we don't like China president
That's a restaurant in Detroit
They shoot everyone!

In China, we probably gonna bomb Germany
Come on please, somebody
How come we cannot be
Rich, we ain't got shit, and we
Live in a dirty ditch, with some animals
Pass the fuckin' butter please!
I've got soy sauce now I need some dog meat
I can eat what I want don't make fun of me!

I could meet Rucka Ruck
I heard he lives in the street
Why can't we go to America!?

I'll get me a bus pass, and we could roll
We'll open up a wonton drycleaning store
I could also coach wheelchair basketball
How come we Chinee are like five feet tall?

I could sell cereal, while stealing stereos
Bury your terrier he's an AIDS carrier
We could make a show with Morgan Freeman
We call it "Everybody Gets
Shot By Raymond!"

Somebody messed up the song
Now it just got racist
Black people been through enough (40 cases)
Why can't we all just send
All white people to Africa
'cause China people are taking over America

Let's go! I'm the boss!
I can tell you where to go!
Get the bros on the bus
And send 'em down the road (Peace)
We can go Vegan, but we gotta eat dog
We'll beat him up
Cause adrenaline tastes good

I could read stuff like books
'Cause I made something of my life
I tried to get by on looks
But it looks I'm closing my eyes

All you punk-ass, bitch ass ninjas
Suck my dick, cause you ain't shit
'cause I come here from Indo-China
China has sideways vagina!

China be the best at baseball! (YUP)
Filipinos have little butt holes!
I'm China Number One guy (Because)
I have one dollar fifty-five (Nigga)

I must listen to em-per-or
Because he has bad tem-per-er
I'm not some kind of gambler
Australia has kangaroo!

I'm Chinee why can't we
All just be friends with me?
I give you the good rice
In China, we eat Chinee food (I like that)

I'm Chinee why not me
Play Ghandi in movie
I could break up a hood fight
I tell Crips and Bloods to be cool

I'm Chinee
I know which, ninja killed, Kennedy
I'm one of the good guys
I teach the secret service ninja moves

I'm Chinee i'm not even in Ninja Kid 3
They hired some girl that time
I mean Karate Kid Three no, Four!

I'm Chinee it's gay
How my videos get deleted
But the Ruckas Nuckas load them videos up
And tell everybody at school

I'm Chinee so call me
To MC your party

Weddings, or Bar Mitzvahs i even do funerals
Lets go!

Everybody! Touch somebody!
Don't be scared of them pressing charges!
Put some Saki in your coffee
Tell your mother to get off me
Ninja Turtle was good movie
I remember when I saw it
And the second one was better
And the third one was whatever
And I like the Power Rangers
Billy, Jason, and the black guy
They had to save the world
From the lady who looked like Kim Jong Il
Where were the Power Rangers on the day of 9
11? I thought they could have stopped it
I guess they were busy fighting putties

I'm Chinee i'm Chinee
I'm Chinee i'm Chinee
I'm Chinee i'm Chinee
I'm Chinee i'm Chinee
I'm Chinee i'm Chinee
I'm Chinee i'm Chinee
I'm Chinee now buy me on iTunes, bitch!