Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm In The Illuminati (parody of "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran) lyrics

From Stegosaurus Age
There was a Club that controlled
Us in our souls
They keep us in line tell us to do all
The time and they hold us by our balls
And over thousands of millennia passing
They put us through different events yeah
Gave us cancer, and 9
11, and the plague and then
Fucked us in the ass
Now the whole wide world is run by homo frogs
That are controlled by forces far beyond me
God is now part of the
League under Muhammad Ali
And we're all toys children of the mods
Carefully chose to toy with nominally
Wanna know why it all be?
Just follow the oil money

And it's run by a race of Jews
And the Lizards control them too
And it's run by some black dude
I'm in love with Yo Gotti
I'm in charge of the Club now too
And my dick is inside some dudes
I control all your thoughts
And all your moves i'm in the Illuminati
I'm in the Illuminati
I'm in the Illuminati
I'm in the Illuminati
Everything that you believe is
Probably not true
I'm in love with some gay black dude

First step of joining the New World Order
As you find out your first day
Commit a blood sacrifice and
Perform two acts of
Which the nature of which is gay
Then you go up in the tower where the man in
High castle bends you over for him to rape
Come to think of it, actually
I blew twenty guys and my
Membership card is late
Now I'm thinking like do you know who
I call up for information on Illuminati
Someone there could explain me how world
Domination plans tie into boy's
Cocks stuck up my butt
Now I'm in bed rest hurts my butt when I pee
Now I'm all outta moneys
Gave all of it to the Chineese

The World is run by an Asian dude
Who transforms to a gay Tom Cruise and
That's controlled by the same black dude
I'm in love with Yo Gotti
And these guys that are in my
Room represent New World Order too
And they say when they're inside
Of my poop chute i'm in the Illuminati
I'm in the Illuminati
I'm in the Illuminati
I'm in the Illuminati
Everything that I believe is coming now true
I'm in love with the shape of dudes

The forces of Hades pulls us
Controlled by a ancient culture
Killed all of the Haitis and the
Jews of the Mercedes troll-off
Was told I could pay to join up
All they did was rape my cornhole
I called to complain, was told
That "All sales are final
Don't call back!"

And it's run by a pack of coons
And they pull us with magnets too
The Kabal where our ass is lubed
I'm in love with Yo Gotti
Black guys always send my nudes and now
My butt hole smells like dudes
And Yo Gotti says soon as he jizzes
I'm in the Illuminati

Come on Gotti, baby, come on
Come on on me, baby, come on
Come on Gotti, rape me, come on
Come on Gotti, baby, come on
Come on Gotti, baby, come on
Come on Bobby, baby, come on
I'm in the Illuminati
Everything that I believe I was told by black
Dudes that are up in my anus too!