Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Really White, Dude (parody of " I Really Like You" by Carly Rae Jepsen) lyrics

I'm wearin' Birkenstocks
Sippin' on some Kombucha
I'm standing on the Dock in Santa Monica
I'm wearing a wristband that says
Go Vegan in Tibet
I only eat Organic Stress-free
Grass feed foods

Yoga great time
Joggin' hiking
Fishing
These Kale Chips are so damn addicting
I'm making friends with
All different cultures
But I gotta tell you bro

I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude w
My Tofu & my Chai tea, Greek Yogurt top
I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude do you want to
Play Frisbee do you want some Juice?
Bro what should we get for lunch?
Could go anywhere let's hit the Taco Truck
I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude do you want to
Get Sushi? We could watch the News

I do my Laundry every day
With my Gluten-free Detergent all I wanna do
Is take my Vitamins stop off at Trader Joe
In a Tank Top and Lulumelons
Sun dried veggie chips
Yeah I brought my own bag trail mix

Paddle boarding
Watching Simpsons i'm taking selfies
Co-existing can't wait for the
Film Foreign Festival
But I gotta tell you bro

I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude do you want Soup?
Peet's Coffee is open at 2
I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude
I got a nice Vest and a beanie
Seersucker Suit bro
What should we get for Brunch?
Let's go get Quinoa with extra Sea Salt
I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude no thank you
I quit Smoking it's bad for you

I'm dressing up my cat like Tyler Steven
My dog loves Breaking Bad
And he's also vegan
We're out of Almond Flour
Dinner Party's in an hour
Man, what would Ghandi do?
He'd drive quickly to Whole Foods

I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude i got a iPad
I hang with my dad sometimes Mom comes too
I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude and I Longboard
And I Skateboard eat Superfood
Bro what should we get for Lunch?
Let's go anywhere c'mon you decide
I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude no not thai
We had it last time let's try something new
I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude and I'm a coder
And I'm a gamer and I'm a DJ too
I'm really, really, really, really, really
Really white dude how are you?
Do you want Cheese? I saved some for you