Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Romanian (parody of "Maniac" by Michael Sembello) lyrics

In a small town here, in Romanian nights
I wear sunglasses and I drive
Budapest is good, it's city I love
All the dogs here are stray
They say we all steal and are sneaky as fuck
But all shit's a lie
After communist union finally fall
We got drunk and we all dance

We get confused and have fights
Give me my accordion
I'll be on the beach posting a bad selfie
I'm Romanian, manian dude man bro
And I dance in Budapest street all night long
In Romania, mania we have no gold
And this gas is price too
High I can't afford

Everyone in the land is Gypsy
Take your stuff you'll never see
Where your stuff is now is mystery
Cuz the Gypsy sold it
I work all my life for a gymnist prize
But my country's disqualified
They say sorry we thought
That you are Russian
Your languages sound alike

There is lots of pork to eat
Fake Reeboks on all our feet
We love soccer even though we never win
I'm Romanian, manian dude man bro
Ride my fancy bike on all of these bad roads
In Romania, mania we're so cold
We would all leave if we had somewhere to go

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I truck driver, my name is Bogdan (Priviet)
I have no visa, I am orphan (Niet)
Come meet our fat men and beautiful girls
(Yes)
We have the fastest internet in the world

It go allalalalalalalalalalala
Allalalalala allal
I'll steal your Impalalalalalalalala
Give me a dollalalalalalalalala

We are vampire kids of Drakula
Drink your blood and steal your soul
Leave a garlic hanging on your door
We can enter through the key hole
The black population is no percent
We're afraid if number grows
We bring in immigrants if we need their help
To build us houses and bowls

Dancing bears and lots of lights
Big eyebrows and stolen bikes
In a while Putin takes my land from me
I'm Romanian, manian dude man bro
(Dude man bro) all the dancing bears will do
What they are told (Roma-Romanian)
In Romania, mania we're all poor
(Ya Romanian)
And we have no food but roma tomatoes
(Toma Tomanian)
I'm Romanian, manian I don't know
(Roma-Romanian)
I love copper and my country has no goals
I'm Romanian, mania