Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm The Black Guy (Parody of "bad guy" by Billie Eilish) lyrics

White cops got sticks and hungry dogs
See me inside of Domino's
Screaming I want my onion roll
"Sir this is Wendy's" he's a criminal
Move in, call back up, start to shoot
No wait they're making me some food
Hold up that's ten McMuffins, 2 chickens
And a Diet Coke

Did you mean a Sprite? Yes I did
Nope Sorry this shit isn't Popeyes
Get out of the store why?
Cause I'm Black right?
Man c'mon I have rights
No it's cause you jacked my
Cash Register last time i'm the black guy
Bruh

I'm the black guy

Cops like to stalk me racist trolls
I've been in jail since I was born
Homie I never learned to vote
How was I spose to know
I always feel I don't belong
They treat me like I'm something wrong
Can't we all be the same have
Some Pepsi and smoke a blunt

Can't catch a bus ride
Drivers always uptight
Wants a dollar buck five
No but there's a up side
On my tax I claim my cousin Max I
Claim my Mom and Dad I'm older than em
I'm the black guy bruh

I'm the black guy bruh
I'm always good at bein' black, black

And then I said It's Adam and
Eve not Adam and Steve Harvey
A black guy walks into the bars
Knock knock wait I mean uh
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ok why knock knock
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Black People

I'm the black guy i'm I'm the black