Rucka Rucka Ali - iPhones Gay (parody of "Why Don't You Get a Job" by Offspring) lyrics

My friend's got an iPhone and
He hates that shit he tells me everyday
He says "Man, I'm down to 22%
And I just charged all day!"

He syncs up his Mac with his iPad and iPhone
Deletes his fucking music all day
If he wants to plug his
Headphones in his damn phone
He can't get an iPhone 8

IPhone's gay, iPhone's gay
So gay ay ay ay!
IPhone, why don't you lick a cock?!
IPhone's gay, iPhone's gay
So gay ay ay ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

He slit's both his hands and
It still isn't enough
To bring an end to system updates
OS is just lubing up his little but
For like 10 or 11 rapes

IPhone's gay, iPhone's gay
So gay ay ay ay!
IPhone, why don't you lick a cock?!
IPhone's gay, iPhone's gay
So gay ay ay ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

Well I guess a Chinese kid
Needed something to do, oh yeah!
Like make a cheap phone that
Does something wrong everyday!

(Let me tell you 'bout the other friend now)

My friend's got an Android and
It sucks his dick
And grills him savory steak
If he wants fucking cancer
Then he'll get iPhone
But 'til then, his life is great

IPhone's gay, iPhone's gay
So gay ay ay ay!
IPhone, why don't you lick a cock?!
IPhone's gay, iPhone's gay
So gay ay ay ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

IPhone did 9 11, it wasn't Zayn!
IPhone why don't you lick a cock?!
IPhone's gay, iPhone's gay
So gay ay ay ay!
Why'd ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

(And that's why now everyone's an Android)