Rucka Rucka Ali - Jihad Me @ Hello (parody of "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga) lyrics

I like to blow myself up into small pieces
(hey) sometimes I'm too busy
So I strap bombs on my kids (I love you)
I like to kill Jewish people
A Sunni would be fun
And that's why I'm hooked up
With dynamite in Turkistan

Ro, ro oh oh oh, ro, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
It's my Jihad, i do for my God
Ro, ro oh oh oh, ro, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And you've never seen a club
Until this one blows up (poof)

My Jihad, yeah Jihad
Me at hello, now let's blow this place!
It will take us to Muhammed

Hurry up, give the boxcutter to me
While I flow this plane
Into someone's fucking office!

I blow, blow, blow this place
I blow up this place j-J-Jihad
I blow, blow, blow this place
I blow up this place j-J-Jihad

I like to blow myself up
In the crowded street (hey)
I'm angry 'cause I was
Circumcised at thirteen (aah)

Mustn't forget to strap my baby, with a gun
(waah) i'm gonna get that Arab money
When I'm in Heaven (cha ching)

Ro, ro oh oh oh, ro, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
It's my Jihad, i do for my God
Ro, ro oh oh oh, ro, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause I'm the bomb
No, really, I'm the bomb!

Yeah Jihad, yeah Jihad
Me at hello, now let's blow this place!
It will take us to Muhammed

Hurry up, give the boxcutter to me
While I flow this plane
Into someone's fucking office!

I blow, blow, blow this place
I blow up this place j-J-Jihad
I blow, blow, blow this place
I blow up this place j-J-Jihad

(derka derka)

I would like to blow myself up
In the presence of civilians
Then I'll have a pile of gold and
Then I can rape 72 virgins

I strap my children with a bomb
They can't get off it
Then I tell them, "See those people
They will give you some chocolate!"

Yeah, Jihad yeah, Jihad
Me at hello, now let's blow this place!
It will take us to Muhammed

Hurry up give the boxcutter to me
While I flow this plane
Into someone's fucking office!

Yeah, Jihad yeah, Jihad
Me at hello, now let's blow this place!
It will take us to Muhammed

Hurry up give the boxcutter to me
While I flow this plane
Into someone's fucking office!

J-J-Jihad! J-J-Jihad!
J-J-Jihad! J-J-Jihad!
J-J-Jihad!