Rucka Rucka Ali - Kim Jong Un Song lyrics

Ching chang chong! I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud 4 u!

I got a missile now, i'm gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!


I got some sorta big missile for ya
It goes so far it hit's California
The whole wide world's
Gonna go up in flames, when Obama calls up
I take the phone and say

Ching chang chong! I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud 4 u!
You're a BLACK MAN
Gimme all your fried watermelon
And ur chicken right now!

Got a small little penis
But my missile is large
You would think my dick's bigger
When I'm dropping it!
So, ching chang chong! I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud 4 u!

I got a missile now, i'm gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!


Got a couple nunchuckers
Theme park for torture

I said nuke the chinese!
I meant microwave supper!

I bomb China but the button got stuck

AH FUCK! BETTER DUCK!
Here, fortune cookie 4 luck!

Ching chang chong! I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud 4 u!
Gonna bomb ur city while ur sitting there
Shitting out a chicken wonton

Got a small philippenis
And my missile is LARGE!
You would think my dick's bigger when I'm
Dropping it so, ching chang chong!
I'm Kim Jong Un! Got a mushroom cloud
4 u!

I'm showing up, i'm blowing up
I'm throwing out all night!
Some would say i'm acting out
'coz my daddy died
I touch a girl, I touch a boy
It's North Korean pride!
I eat dog with my young 13 year old bride

I drink my cognac i smoke crack
Them bitches be like "Oh, crap!"
I like biking and dry cleaning
My friend Dennis is so black (Black, Black)

Hillary, you're a pretty little fat dyke
I wanna see you on my penis with a flashlight

Looking 4 my daughter on South Korean border

'coz Ching chang chong! I'm Kim Jong Un!
Gonna BLOW U, BLOW U

GOD DAMMIT! MOM!!

Ching chang chong! I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud 4 u!
I'm a black ass nigga
Everybody sing wit me
Let's get jiggy right now

I'm gonna rape these women
While the rest of you sTARVE!
If I had sum more dinner
I'd give you NONE OF IT!

Ching chang chong! I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud 4 u!

I got a missile now, i'm gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up! (mushroom cloud 4 u)

I got a missile now, i'm gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up! (mushroom cloud 4 u)

I got a missile now, i'm gonna blow u up!
Gonna blow u up!

I am the Chinese Cartman