Rucka Rucka Ali - Kobe (parody of "MONTERO Call Me By Your Name" by Lil Nas X) lyrics

Kobe was black from PA
Nothing is wrong with that but he's gay
And nothing wrong with that in LA
But it's still wrong in the
Eyes of God anyway one morning
Kobe was too lazy to drive he took his key
And said we getting high
Took a helicopter that he couldn't fly
Said I don't care if we ever make it
We're here for the ride

It's okay if this is how it ends
Life was good and long
And I made it longer than cobain
And he couldn't sing
Allegedly his wife killed him allegedly

Kobe in the park kobe in the street
Kobe in the chopper going far away
Kobe hitting rock kobe hitting weed
Kobe in the chopper sippin' Hennessy
Like

Vroom vroom vroom Vroom vroom vroom

Ay Ay then he heard from the pilot
Hey aren't you that guy Kobe Bryant
You got alleged for fucking that white chick
Said you forced yourself into her no
Not me
I'm totally denying what she said about me
I told her goodnight and I went back to sleep
Then she made up some rape stuff
And lied about me don't believe
I don't know about that i believe
Every and all women i'm ally
It's called an ally not a backstreet
For raping

It's okay if this is how it end
Life was good and long
And I made it longer than cobain
And he was into men
And his expecting wife would shoot up heroine

Kobe in the park kobe in the street
Kobe in a ball court losing every game
Kobe hitting rock kobe hitting weed
Kobe in the chopper going far away

Kobe Bryant is gay
And he allegedly did some force vaginal rape
Unless you think she's lying