Rucka Rucka Ali - Logan Dindu Nuffin (parody of "New Rules" by Dua Lipa) lyrics

Logan vlogged with a dead guy
Everyone went crazy out of their mind
Out of their mind
Talkin' bout that he should die
Kill himself too maybe man fuck this guy
Man fuck this guy

Now
It made him feel he can't think for himself
He needs everybody else but I know
Things about all of you I kept to myself
Kept on my shelf

One, you're all on his dick
You know he doesn't know that you all exist
Two, he works hard as shit
While you jerk it in your mom's basement
Three, you want his money
And he didn't monetize the apology, no
But if your name is Phil
You made some reporting it

Logan dindu nuffin logan dindu nuffin
Logan dindu nuffin wrong logan dindu nuffin
Logan dindu nuffin wrong

Calls to have his life destroyed
Cuz he's a greedy bastard man fuck this guy
Man fuck his life
All you think about is money
Logan fuckin' has it i want that money
That money's mine

If all
You found a body hanging that was dead
What would happen next? You would
Tweet all about cuza you're a special kid
And nobody gets the real you, real you
Real you

One, you're all on his dong
You know you think about him all day long
Two, what you see in him
Is potential you could have been
Three, to have a life like his
You know you'd push your
Grandmother off a cliff, yeah
And if your name is Phil
You know you're a fuckin' shill

Logan dindu nuffin logan dindu nuffin
Logan dindu nuffin wrong logan dindu nuffin
Logan dindu nuffin wrong

Half of his lynch mob
Were waiting for a reason to bite
The leaders are signaling virtues
But they're terrified

One, you're such a cunt
You always condescend to everyone
Two, you're such a Jew
Well okay not technically true
Three, the time you met me
You told me you ain't got
No love for my shit i took it on the chin
But you ain't bullying little Logan

Logan dindu nuffin logan dindu nuffin
Logan dindu nuffin wrong logan dindu nuffin
Logan dindu nuffin wrong

Logan din, Logan din du, du, du, du
Nuffin, nuffin no, no, no, no
Logan din, Logan din du, du, du, du
Phil's gay, Phil's gay you, you, you, you
You jack off to Logan