Rucka Rucka Ali - My Name's Obama lyrics

I did some time in jail
I did a crime with Michelle
We stole from fried watermelon
Yip Yippity Ki Yay

I'm known to smack up a bitch
I got kool-aid in the fridge
I never met my kids their real dad is Kanye

Guns yeah I sold em
Hoes tricks yeah I told em
Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em
Chronic nugs of homegrown KB

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help)
No please don't tase me my name's Obama
I was born in Haiti

I still get food stamps i'm just lazy
I'm still on welfare so fuck you pay me

They might arrest you but you could blame me
They'll pull me over incarcerate me

If I get unemployed shit don't phase me
My name's Obama i roll with Jay-Z

Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer? Are you young Jeezer?
How'd you get in the White House?

I smoke a lot of Newports
I sit a lot on the porch
I stole 2012 Porsche
From my Neighbors Driveway

I did alotta of drug deals
I killed Osama for treals
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
And fucked his bitch sideways

Bro, yeah I'm holdin'
Rocks weed meth heroin
White House garden showin'
What you think I'm growin' daisies?

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help)
No it's OK see my name's Obama
I'm half Kuwaiti

It's hard to look white robbing Macy's
Give me the FUBU don't try to play me

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help)
No please don't mace me my name's Obama
I dance like Swayze

If you live in Detroit yawta thank me
My name's Obama i'm Pakistani

Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack i used to sold crack
I used to roll so black

I was born in Dubai i'd like to go back
Where's all my hoes at?
Take off your clothes and don't talk back

Now the American people have a clear choice
Would you like to be smacked
With a pimp cane?
Or with the back of my hand?

It's hard to look white
When I'm smackin' Ladies
So it's no wonder ya'll crackers hate me

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help)
And this is crazy i stealed your hummer
And throwed your baby

Sandusky touched a boy or so they say see
My name's Obama chicken is tasty

Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack i use to sold crack
I use to roll so black

If all you haters don't like me
Lick my ballsack ya'll haters fall back
So fuck you pay me

I mean do we really need another
Black guy on unemployment right now?
I'm sorry I get that from my mother
She is a typical white person