Rucka Rucka Ali - Obama Been Watchin lyrics

Everybody get up

My fellow Americans
It has come to my attention a black man is
In the White House please rest assured
The Secret Service is looking into the matter
And the black man will be dealt with
Thank you

If you're talking about me on your twitter
Or chatting with your neighbour
Calling me a white house nigger

I see you on the n-S-A
I hear you on the n-S-A
Why don't you say it to my face?
You're talking shit about me

When you take off your clothes
Taking some titty picture
Posting them videos
For some old man to jerk it

I see you on the n-S-A
I'm checkin' on the n-S-A
Come rub them titties in my face
Showing your tit's without me

Your Guns
I really want'em (I want your guns)
Let me hold on 'em (I want your guns)
I'll give 'em back and I need your funds

I need some money (I need some money)
Give me some money (Give me some money)
Hillary Rodham is a bull dyke

She munches carpets she has hairy armpit's
And we be tappin' on your phone Lines

When you talk 'bout me when you insult me
You're saying fuck me

I can hear you talking shit
Telling people I ain't shit
Suck my giant hairy dick
I fly a rocket ship in your face

I hear you on the n-S-A
I'm checkin' on the n-S-A
You're talking 'bout me everyday
You're such a player hater

Hey fuck you Edward Snowden
Why you fuck with my shit for?
This guy is a hero?
He's another bum living at the airport

I see him on the n-S-A
Drinkin' a pint of hennessy
Come catch a flight with me esse
I got drones circling in the wHOLE WORLD

You wanna start shit? Ya better watch it
I see the hobbit porn that you watch oNLINE

Oh, you embarrassed?
Should I show your parents?
Whatcha get your ass kicked in the lUNCHLINE

Ya little faggot dungeons and Dragons
You're just a 4eyed virgin book Worm

Ya feel like scrapping? Yeah bro come at me
My boys are strapping

When you're walking minding your business
Or at home trying heels and lipsticks
I'm watching you from air Force One
So before you talk shit be careful son

I monitor your high-speed connection
To help you vote for me next election
I watch you pee for your own protection
I'm in your dreams like Inception

My skin is brown and white
When I'm in your kitchen
I blend in and hide

My ears are built in hearin'shit you say
Tell your children i'm under the bed

Edward Snowden you fucked up, mah niggy
Ask Bin Laden 'bout fuckin' with me

I went to show him how I deal with hoes
Think I won't punch you
Where your penis grows?

Smack a bitch get down
What's up now? Yeah

Would you like to twerk?
Everybody let's twerk
I really don't like to work yeah
Suck my balls

Hey who cut the cheese?
Play the surveillance tape back
Hell no it wasn't me
I should put you in jail for saying that

Hey that's me on the n-S-A
Stealing a thigh from k-F-C
This must be some kind of mistake
I was at home watching real House Wives

With all my daughters
Well the ones I know of
You know about keeping track
Of children and us black guys

Please don't arrest me here I'm confesing
Since when is stealing chicken a crime?

I was really hungry and I had no money
And they wouldn't accept my food Stamps

I'm really sorry let's play atari
I am Bengali i'm from Benghazi

Ladies and Gentlemen of this
All white females jury of my peers
I look forward to my time in prison
Where I could easily find crack
And hangout with my good friend OJ

Spying on Americans is like uh
Saying the N-word
Only a black president can do it hehe hehe

As your president i replaced the bald eagle
With the fried chicken thank you

Four more years