Rucka Rucka Ali - PETA (parody of "Cooler Than Me" by Mike Posner) lyrics

If I could buy me a dog and turn him to a rug
I would already have me one dead on the floor
PETA would find where I live
They'd kill my wife and kid
So it's probably a good thing
I ain't doin' that shit
PETAs are all just gangsters
With hard-ons for nature
And just 'cause THEY got molested
We all shouldn't eat meat
They have a final solution
Just like Hitler's Jew shit
They wanna kill everyone that's not a pussy

1939 ronald McDonald tells children:
"Hamburgers grow in a burger patch
And love to be eaten"
Billions of animals are marched
To their slaughter
In a Holocaust of Biblical proportions
These are the inglorious faggots
The People with an Erection
For reTarded Animals

They got vaginas between all their feet
So they always get mad when they smell fish
They would have cancer from not eating meat
But they get protein from swallowing jizz

If they catch you with pork in your mouth
Or if you're running a test on chimpanzees
To learn how make-up will look on their face
Them PETAs will start a fire
They'll burn your house to the ground

If I could buy me a dog
And make him bite someone
I would already have him eat a couple vegans
But PETAs have lots of friends
Like tigers and lions
So them animals would eat up
My dog and then me

PETAs are kind of racist
They think that Kanye West
Should NOT be allowed to wear
Some fur on his feet
But if a nigga don't wear
Shit that is real expensive
He'd probably get shot by some other MCs

They always act like they love animals
But they really just don't
Like human beings 'cause
One of their neighbors or
Uncles fondled their junk
So they blame it on the rest of us
(I hate you)

They're mad 'cause
Some chickens got mirked
For us to get us some lunch at KFC
But with some bacon the shit's kind of good
So if you bitches won't try it
Get out the damn restaurant

There's a country where they won't
Eat the sacred cow
I think it's called Indiana
They kill their baby girls
Because they like little boys!

If I could buy me a dog and turn him to a rug
I would already have me one dead on the floor
PETA would find where I live
They'd kill my wife and kid
So it's probably a good thing
I ain't doin' that shit
PETAs are all just gangsters
With hard-ons for nature
And just 'cause THEY got molested
We all shouldn't eat meat
They have a final solution
Just like Hitler's Jew shit
They wanna kill everyone that's not a pussy

And on the faggots march
Protecting all that is alive
Accompanied by the Hollywood Vagitarians:
Paul McCartney alicia Silverstone
Probably Lindsay Lohan