Rucka Rucka Ali - Sargon (parody of "Starboy" by The Weeknd) lyrics

I was just an average dude, ah
Neckbeard sitting in my bedroom, ah
Smoking on a little some green Buddha
Eating some crappy British food, ah
Never leave the house without a Fedora
Never really leave or ever go out
Online's where I get to be rude, ah
Video games will never break my heart

That's when I saw the fucking witch Anita
On the Feminist Frequency
Talking about people like me
Saying gamers are mean and we
Don't like the ladies
She said that she's a gamer since she ten
And she wanna bring down all the gamer men
That's when the nerd rage hit me and then
I transformed into the warlord I became

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Look what you've done!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm the motherfuckin' Sargon
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Look what you've done!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm the motherfuckin' Sargon

Everyday women wanna put me out
Everyday YouTube try to take me down
Tried to come after my Patreon
It's like I'm taking on a feminist jihad
Martin Luther King by today's child
It's called an Uncle Tom
That should get fired
Jess Philip mad that I wouldn't rape her
Trevor Noah put a claim on a fucking picture

And now the media label me
Alt-Right Klansman Nazi
Because I'm anti-identity
Like my white male Founding Father relatives
I've been anointed the new face
Of the defense of Western civilization
Mostly defending my brain from integration
And defending my neck from a razor blade

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Look what you've done!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm the motherfuckin' Sargon
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Look what you've done!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm the motherfuckin' Sargon

Industry badges
Internet friends hanging at the convention
Front row with Andy and the Chrises
Waiting for a panel by some business
Women here to give a talk
'Bout the struggles of being girls and stuff
No one is looking to disrupt
Autism's all that we have in common

Then I saw Anita look at me
And she's the Beauty to my Beast
And then she pointed and said I be
A garbage human, lil sexist, piece of shit
But if I could ask your grace
How's it feel looking at the face
Of the monster you created
I just wanted to play video games

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Look what you've done!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm the motherfuckin' Sargon
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Look what you've done!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm the motherfuckin' Sargon
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Look what you've done!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm the motherfuckin' Sargon
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Look what you've done!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm the motherfuckin' Sargon