Rucka Rucka Ali - Trump (parody of " Stitches" by Shawn Mendes) lyrics

And so I ask you American people
To vote my ass president, please
Thank you, Dr carson
Mr trump, your turn to make a final statement

I was born in my own
Hospital, a great hospital
The best you could imagine
Delivered by the doctor that I bought and
He thanked me, he said said, "Donald
Thank you t-this is terrific"

I bought at least a couple wifes
3 highest paid women in America
But the third one doesn't speak
English just right and
She's great I I see her on holidays terrific

Now this country needs a good, strong leader
I'm real busy but I may just have the time
If I let you elect the Trumpster
You're welcome

I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're being rapen by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest

We need a hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build yous highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest

I want to make this country great
- right now we're NOT great
But the Mexicans keep coming here
To rape and by
The way - at least rape in English

I'll build a wall no-one could climb
No-one will climb this wall
And the spics could rape on
Their own fuckin' side
Mexico is the new China

Now I'm seein' people talk
About the Trumpster
Saying things that quite frankly aren't nice
When I'm in charge of our nuclear program
You're all bombed (and fired)

I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're being rapen by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest

We need a hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build yous highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest

We're losing, it's a catastrophe
I'll negotiate a better deal
I'll do a good job

We need a leader pres that'll get
Us out of our debt
Help the people get lower wig prices
We need a leader pres that'll
Get us rid of ISIS
- rip 'em all to shreds fuckin' towel heads
We need a leader pres that'll
Get us drivin' hybrids
Give us all some bread with the side of PEZ
And tell the Mexicans that all the illegal
Migrants you gotta get a license

I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're being rapen by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest

We need a hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build yous highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest

And I just cant help all yous bitches
I'm the filthy richest
It's gonna - it's gonna be terrific
'Cause I'm the filthy richest