Rucka Rucka Ali - Twas The Night Before Kwanzaa lyrics

Twas the night before Kwanzaa
And niggas were drinkin'
Santa Claus walked in they said
"Bitch, what you thinkin'?"

One of them had a gun
The other one had a knife
But Santa Cluas was not going
Down without a fight

He pulled some presents from out of his bag
He kicked them in the nuts
And called them all fags
But they didn't like that
They thought it was gay
For Santa's boner grew five times that day!

They ran all his shit, from his cash
To his rocks santa pleaded with them
"This black on black crime must stop!"

And just in that moment
In walked Little Suzie
Little Suzie walked in with a sub machine Uzi
Everyone hit the deck
'cause those bullets was sprayin'
But Santa couldn't grasp what the
Black guy was sayin'!

And on that little night
Little Suzie got famous
She shot Santa in his cock
And it still hurt his anus

Santa pulled out his miss'le TOW
And started to blast no man left that night
Without a cap in his ass!

And they heard Santa shout
As he skipped up the chimmney
"Merry Christmas
Bitch niggas! Ya'll shoulda got
Fucked wit me!"