Rucka Rucka Ali - Ur A Cartoonist (parody of " Lips Are Movin'" by Meghan Trainor) lyrics

If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby

Look at me, I drew the face
Of the Prophet of the Islamic faith
Will I get killed by a Caliphate?
And should I accept this kinda fate?
Mo Hammad Mo Problems where's Charlie?
They shot him mo Hammad Mo Problems
Silly Moslems you can take a piss on
Jesus and it's fine, fine, fine
It's fine, fine, fine it's fine, fine
But draw a picture of Mohammed
And goodbye, bye, bye you die, die, die

You're gonna die for some cartoon shit
Tell me, are we four years old?
You got a gun over some bullshit
Tell me, did we bomb a country you're from?
If God is great he's friends with retards
Living in another millennium
You're gonna die you're a cartoonist
Muslims are just tons of fun (bro)

If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby

Mohammad isn't even real
Nor is Jesus, Jesus baby spoiler alert
We'll all be dead in a few short years
So when will you taste, you taste bacon?
You can take a shit on Moses
And it's fine, fine, fine
It's fine, fine, fine it's fine, fine
Draw the face of one Mohammad
And you die, die, die goodbye, bye, bye

You're gonna fly
Your camel dune ship (dune ship)
To kill me just for drawing a man?
That has a bomb inside his turban (turban)
How is your vagina so filled with sand?
If God is great (great) then do a Jihad
We'll blow you motherfuckers away
America (yeah) the land of pizza (pizza)
And comic legends that like to rape
(allegedly)

If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die

We're gonna die it's so cartoonish
Tell me, what is all this for?
Religion's all so fuckin' stupid
But I'm only afraid of one right now
If God is great he's friends with retards
Living in another millennium mohammad bae
I wanna be friends
Please stop acting like a cunt