Rucka Rucka Ali - We Fuck The Earth (parody of "Earth" by Lil Dicky) lyrics

What up mane it's your boy Rucka
I'm just a regular guy
A black guy, in pacific i just wanna to say
On behalf of the human species
This world is fucked up hunger
Disease poison plants and snakes and lions
It's too hot then it's too cold
But you know how we do

We fuck the Earth it is a faggot
We fuck the Earth to build our home
We fuck the Earth it is so ratchet
We fuck the Earth to charge our phone

Hi i'm a baboon
I can't make plans i survive by chance
And I fling my poo

Ay I'm a retard (yay) i can't tie my shoe
I rely on you to keep me alive
(I got mail, yay)

I'm a child, bro
I just found out I exist (woah, look mom)
I'm more logical than an orangutan
By the time I'm 6 (where's my dad?)

I'm an average intelligence adult with all
Of the past generations' advance inventions
I live real cheap and enjoy the weekends
Playing X-Box

We fuck the Earth it is a faggot
We fuck the Earth to build our home
We fuck the Earth it is so ratchet
We fuck the Earth to charge our phone
We fuck the Earth

I'm primitive man respecting nature
My life sucks and is full of danger

I'm an ancient Egyptian out of breath
Building a triangular tribute to death

I'm a feudal serf living close to the earth
Me wife is me cousin and I own 1 shirt

I'm a trustafarian hippy fuck
I don't believe in technology
I sleep in my truck

I'm a triceratops
Couldn't stop a meteor from
Killin' all my niggas
But the media will treat us
Like we're just the same as you
Helpless against the elements
You'da bombed the meteor to
Bit's in several minutes, bitch

I'm ancient Chinese
With no logic or reason
I must focus inward and try to
Make the voices stop screaming

While we starve in India
Our cows live like a king

This "back to nature" talk
Sounds lot like Germany

Earth it is a faggot
We fuck the Earth to build our home
We fuck the Earth it is so ratchet
We fuck the Earth to charge our phone
We fuck the Earth

I'm a man slow and weak
I can't fight
But my conceptual-formation ability's
On fleek still I don't know shit
I gotta learn stuff from observation
And tie it all together
It's called integration
Abstract from the concretes
And form a concept it helps me to organize
And store them shit's
And if reason's my method to
Live by the facts
Then I gotta be free then to think and to act
For myself to build and to sell
And exploit this whole piece of shit planet
'Til it's not an uninhabitable hell
And then some punk always
Warns 'bout Armageddon
Tellin' me I'm hurtin' the
Unborn or the dead
Or a fuckin' blade of grass or a snail
Or I punched a fuckin' hole in the sky
And we're all gonna die, 2012

But this time it's real it's science
Government-approved studies show
We'll die in 12 years
If you don't let us borrow your rights
For a while pay your fair share
We wouldn't lie

Here, take my property
And send me to the chamber
All so Lil Dicky could play park ranger
Yo needle dick, fuck your song and fuck you
You neurotic little capo curly
Haired hook nose

Did you know the environment today is
Cleaner and safer than ever before?

Safe for whom?

For human beings, you dumb fuckin' ginger

But what about climate change?

Climate change is pretty fuckin' manageable
But if you think it'll be catastrophic
Let's free people economically and let them
Control their own fuckin' property
And privatize the field of science
Advocating for the government to regulate
People is something that nihilistic
Envious self-loathing dendrophiliac dago
Wops like lil Dicky advocate for

But I read on the Internet

Oh, the internet is gay, Tommy
These are not smart people

That's right, Osama
Environmentalism is just a fuckin' religion
Well, minus the Christmas presents, that is