Rucka Rucka Ali - We Need Some White Kids (parody of "I Like It" by Enrique Iglesias) lyrics

My crew is hangin' with me
And this party's kind of slow
We're almost out of Henny
And the party store is closed
We already banged the same fat underage hoe
We need some way to change this
'cause this party kind of blows

I dunno what to do let's go home
It's no use!

But then the best idea
Comes from my nigga, Tyrone

We need some white kids!
Two fuckin' drinks and they're drunk!
We need some white kids
We can see them in the dark
We need some white kids
'cause they won't steal all your stuff
We need some white kids! White kids!

It's on dog! We'll get us
Some white kids, some wiggers
With enough of their parent's money
To get all us coke!

This school is pretty shitty
In this ghetto neighborhood
These kids don't have a daddy
And their mom's in jail for good
The bitches are all pregnant
And the dudes are crips and bloods
The teachers and the principal
Sell all the kids drugs

I dunno what to do
Let's just close down the school

But then some fat bitch with short hair
Says here's what we gun' do!

We need some white bitch!
To come and teach at this school
The things that white kids
All learned when they were like two!
We need some white bitch
To teach them to play the flute
So three kids might graduate
If none of them get's shot!

What's a party, without white kids?
Let's get high, and watch Family Guy
Or we could take acid and watch 3-D Spy Kids!
Snort adderral, and watch Barney! (Hi, kids)

Don't get me wrong
We need one black guy to
Be like "Yo dawg!"
But otherwise, step aside kid!
Everyone's like, "YEAH NIGGA!"
SHHHHH! There's a black guy
Don't piss him off
He at least has a knife!

We got white hoes, on the dance floor
Two shots of rum
And they takin' they pants off

I'm a teacher, in some black ghetto
It's the weekend
I'm suckin' some dick, yo

And then when, the police shows up
They're like
"Aww shucks! It's just some white kids
Smokin' crack! Here
Point a gun at that black guy!"

STOP RESISTING!

Don't stop snitching, always keep tellin'
The cops what they wanna know!
We need more white women
Teaching black children
In these ghetto ass black neighborhoods

Go find us, a white girl, to teach here
Michelle Pfeiffer? And she could
Teach them to photocopy a highschool diploma!

We need some white kids!
And get some Jews on the phone!
'Cause we don't like them
But they got moola to blow!
We need some white bitch
To teach in poor neighborhoods
Full of non-white kids, stealing your Nikes!

Get naked undo your pants!
Take of your boxers, and insert it fast!