Rucka Rucka Ali - We're All Asian (parody of "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars) lyrics

Oh, herro my name is DJ Not Nice
I'm here to end the hate
And bring peace between all the Asian race
I mean Korean and Chinese?
We're all really the same
I mean, we look the same right?
We eat with chopstick?

My eyes look like
I'm mad 'cause someone stole my eggroll
I'm sad, 'cause my dad
Died fighting for his country's butthole
He told me, "Son, who cares what color is
Your skin? We're all Asian
Some guyslook like Asians
But they're just Mexicans" oh, okay!

I pray that one day
The whole world will be oriental
I play video games
I finally beat the second level
Stand in the center
And jump on the bosses head
And now he's dead
Oh very good, let's play again!

The Filipino race
And the Chinese can all be friends
'Cause we're all Asian fuck whoever's not

When China gets the bomb
The whole world's eyes will
Be slanted like ours
'Cause if you're not Asian
Suck my yellow cock

Oh, let's watch some BBC news
Oh, they're talkin' about me! Cool!

The kids, in Bournemouth
Made fun of someone 'cause he's Asian
The principal said
"DJ Not Nice is probably racist"
Oh thanks, you're probably gay with AIDS

You know Confucius say, if the shoe fit's
Steal it from Payless and give
It to your kids, for Christmas

Herro, herro come in my store
Thank you come again
I would like white and black people
If they were Asian
So when your teacher shows
My videos to your special ed class
Please no one laugh

The Fillipino race (The Fillipine is a place)
Knows much more things
Than the Jews and gays
So if you go on vacation
Don't go near China
You must stand outside city wall

The Japanese are fine
And Taiwanese tastes nice
But Hawaiians are crossing the line
'Cause if they're not Asian, they can
Suck my little cock
I will ninja kick you in the nut

White people suck
And Jews eat Chinese food too much
Black people steal your stuff
We will kill everyone but us
'Cause if you're not Asian, then you're
Probably white or black
Or Puerto Rican, or Iraqi

So you see my friends
I hope you learned something today
From the song that I sing
And my clear message (Nuclear, hehe)
That if you're not Asian (From Beijing)
Won't be long 'til you're gone
So you can suck on my ding dong

'Cause China's building a bomb
With a little help from Kim Jung
With the money we made from the song
Ching Chang Chong
I suggest you get facelift
And take some Kung Fu fight lessons
So we might think you're Viet Cong

Yeah ninja