Rucka Rucka Ali - White People Can't Even (Parody of "The Middle" by Zedd) lyrics

There's some things
That white people can't do
Can't be a great pro athlete
They can't really dance can't really dab
Can't smoke weed and can't really dress
Can't really bench shit
Peanut butter, they cannot invent it

Can't steal a Porsche
Cannot sit on the porch
Can't pay the bills with no job
Can't sell a kid some coke

Oh baby, white people can't even say nigga
Can't do things black could do at all
Can't ride up smokin' two
Blunts in some ghetto with McGriddles

Baby, white people can't even say nigga
Can't shoot at some guy for something little
White people can't even say nigga
Not for shizzle

Oh, they can't sex can't dab on the haters
Cannot do Brexit or finesse
They cannot be racist can't not be racist
Can't Netflix and can't get sex
Not good at texting
White people can't get an erection

Got stupid culture white bread with mayo
Whites can't steal a Volvo
White men cannot jump

Oh baby, white people can't even say nigga
Can't do shit black guys could do at all
Can't fight at 2 AM over some skittles
What the fizzle

They can't check on the fruit pie
This oven's a convention
Can't cook shit in the kitchen, oh no
They can't jack off on some guy
Can't wear some fuckin' Sketchers
Can't chill with some hood bitches

Oh baby, white people can't even say nigga
They lose at Fortnite and cannot Twitter
They cannot lose their job or say nigga
Or say nigga

Baby, white people can't even say nigga
Oh yeah can't do things like Popocatepetl
Can't win a foot race with a guy from Niger
He runs better

Baby, white people can't even say nigga
They can't name YouTube channels
Nigahiga, 'cause white people can't
Say other shit either, either
Not just nigga, nigga