RZA, The Black Keys - The Baddest Man Alive lyrics

I could take the pitchfork from the Devil
Keep a super-suit like I'm Incredible
From the deep blue sea to the dark blue sky
I'm the baddest man alive
I'll grab a crocodile by it's tail
Handcuff the judge and throw the cops in jail
Make the meanest woman breakdown and cry
I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive
I'll take no mess and I'll take no jive
Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I'm the baddest man alive
I'm the baddest man alive

Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good
Say my name three times and you knock on wood
Candy man hooks, I terrorize your hood
Flashing Mac's on a cop the
Way a gangsta should
I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger
Take a gasoline bath then I walk through fire
Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty
Take the Sergeant's hat from his head
And use it for a frisbee
Spit in the crocodile face
Have a ménage à trois with two female apes
Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives
I drank honey straight from the beehive
Bungee jumping off the Empire State
Butt naked!
Rollerblade across the Golden Gate
Butt naked! With the baddest man alive
And I don't plan to die
When the Grim Reaper come
I'll look him right in his eye
I'll bust in the face of
The witch of the east
Tell a great white shark to
Go and brush his teeth (ha ha ha)
I'm the man who stole the golden fleece
And I date raped beauty right
In front of the beast the baddest man alive
And I don't plan to die

I'm the baddest man alive
I'll take no mess and I'll take no jive
Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I'm the baddest man alive
I'm the baddest man alive