Saturday Night Live, Leslie Jones, D.M.C., Kenan Thompson, Chance The Rapper - Jingle Barack lyrics

Yeah, it's been a dope eight years
But now we got one
Last Christmas with Barack Obama so
If we going out, we going out with a bang

Let's get holly and jolly, shall we?

It's December 24th in the USA
And the party's going down in a major way
The DJ is bumping, crazy snow outside
There's eggnog and chicken and
Turkey and fries we still got Barack
So you know what that means
We shooting some hoops in high waist jeans
So 'tis the season, let's spread some cheer
It's the last Christmas with
Barack still here

The last Christmas barack's still here

Hey, kids enjoy the presents while you can
'Cause next year you might get
A bomb from Iran
Look man, we got birth control under the tree
And we're stuffing every stocking
With legal weed
Hey Eric, Hey Mike, get married tonight
Real quick, let in every immigrant in sight
So go nuts before the North Pole disappears
This is the last Christmas
Before Trump next year

The last Christmas barack's still here

The last Christmas before Trump next year

Oh snap, even Jesus is getting down

Dang, Jesus, I didn't know you was a Democrat

This year I bought four Christmas trees
Stockpiled all the Home Alone DVDs
I got batteries, canned food
Everything I need
There will probably never be
Another Christmas Eve
Been drinking eggnog like I don't care
I'm-a hurt myself before we lose ObamaCare
Say goodbye to Barack, say goodbye December
For a new holiday called Regular Winter

Even Kanye is endorsing him
Got Obama back smoking Newports again
Left the cookies, last will and testament
For the first maybe last black president
I'm decked out in Santa gear from head to toe
Then I noticed Papa wasn't
In his festive clothes
I said, 'Dad, what's wrong?'
And he said back
'Never trust a white dude wearin' no red hat'

The last Christmas barack's still here
The last Christmas before Trump next year

Here I go, here I go, here I go again
Girls, what's my weakness? Joe Biden
He makes me feel funny in my Christmas wreath
With his aviator shades and his big ass teeth
Wanna take a freaky ride with Amtrak Joe
We could share ice cream under mistletoe
So Joe, snuggle up for a four year nap
And I'll tell you what I want
While I sit on your lap
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle Barack
I do the Jingle Barack
Last Christmas with Obama
So hug your baby mama
And do the Jingle Barack

Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle Barack
I do the Jingle Barack
Last Christmas with Obama
So hug your baby mama
Might be the very very last Christmas