Say Anything - Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too lyrics

If I die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With a pillow under my head

I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots prey upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay, hey

I called her on the phone
And she touched herself she touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

At this rate
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human, with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules
My rabbi taught me in the old shul

You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that you will be my downfall
But, I call, and I call, and I call

I called her on the phone
And she touched herself she touched herself
She touched herself called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
(Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want
(Then I lied about it)
I don't know what I want
(Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want
(Then I lied about it)

I called her on the phone
And she touched herself she touched herself
She touched herself called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

(Woah) i called her on the phone
(Woah) and she touched herself
(Woah) she touched herself
(Woah) she touched herself
(Woah) called her on the phone
(Woah) and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep