Showboat Blastoff, Kool Keith - Full Blown Erection lyrics

Well it's Wednesday again ive been sitting
Flaccid for most of the week
Chilling on my cheeks
And I already prank phone called
The geek from dawsons creek
"Hello, my name is Larry I got your
Bluray box set in my hand
Your personal number was in the liner notes
Would you like to join me for
Some corn on the cob" into another room
Where I recently sharted
Wang in hand for the rare
Case that I get carded
That’s when the lightbulb goes off!
Let's take this joke to the streets and
Bring the cars to a screech
But first I gotta change into sweats pants
If im gonna entertain you pissants
(sing) Now im telling you right off the bat
This is gonna be hilarious
Theres no way this could be a dud
I got my pud on scud (UHHHH)
Omy god they love me love me
This at the laundry mat
Note to self cure that itch with
A tube a tube of monostat
And if your street cred dips
Below two hundred it's time
To stiffen up and walk the
Streets you are optimus prime
Then campaign! Shake peoples hands like
You were running for re-election
Flexing in the intersection with an erection
When Im at the grocery store
Check out my erection check out my erection
Check out my erection
When Im at the traffic light
Check out my erection check out my erection
Check out my erection

Ignore all the crap I got going on in my lap
I make a bold move and point
To my crotch and say "Hoss
I think you need to talk to the boss"
Hes not happy with the
Current Takahiro Report
Best case scenario he’ll reassign you
Elevator eyes up from my lobby to my kimosabe
Fully sweatpantsed stranger in the streets
Eating pizza like Stacey Keech
I’m handing out the smelling salts improving
Improving the town
Mental clipboard gets a check when your
Eyes get caught panning down
Pinnochio in my pants
As I hammer hammer dance now
I got you all in a trance
Your all going to be late for work now
Inner pocket material is hanging out
Looking like an elephant, it's sooo relevant
Even at the zoo the owls
Hard time telling whos who
Squash those skinny jeans
I need a loose fitting garment
For maximum surprise hit off
The costume department
This isn’t sexual release
Im out here performing a social experiment
Im daring you to stare at it
It has a calming effect when you
Reflect on me being erect
So before you call the cops
You need to pause and realize
That while all you bros
Are out pounding Strohs
Im straight making history with
My pachaderm nose
When Im at the grocery store
Check out my erection check out my erection
Check out my erection
When Im at the traffic light
Check out my erection check out my erection
Check out my erection

In my cubicle again, it's 8 am and I already
Already finished my bagel
Theres a birthday party being planned
In conference room B
Looks like my entire intramural basketball
Teams all in there
I think I’ll grow and show again!
Uh oh here we go again!

Erection killer bone hard magnum man
So large park the car
See my balls girls wet with phone cords
All of y’all menopause
Condom with those bus tours
Showboat out with ladies on with hard on
Erection with the milk white
Fit in her real nice
Let her pay the freak price
Eating cooking freak rice
Hard like that monster pop star condom
Lubrication boner strip club owner
You kill my boner hard to the uterus
Show you how i do with this
Baby, you look cute with this
Show me how you work your lips