Smosh - The Legend of Zelda Rap lyrics

Yeah my name is Link, man
I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh, you thought my name was Zelda?
That's a fucking girl's name!
I've saved the world like fifteen times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice
Hey! Look! Listen!
Hey, look, listen, you fuckin' annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition
Don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? (Screw that) Legend of Link!

Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day
Don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the
World is free of evil

I'll break all your pots and I
Best not hear your bitchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage
Bitch! So you better listen! (That's right)
Called bushwhacker and my bank
Account's maxed out got 9-9-9 rupees and my
Leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down, can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and
Let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon
All the way to Argentina

Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day
Don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the
World is free of evil

Yo, you low-life elf
Need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elves
Getting his marriage annulled
You really think saving the princess
Will convince me you're straight? (Ha ha)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!
Oh snap
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard
Were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and
You look like a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting
A little bit old?
You think Zelda's stupid enough to
Get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku
Nuts and your girly fairy face
L-IN-K? More like L-IN-gay!
Man, you should've been aborted
Just like the Jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my Master Sword
It's a shame your whole life's been
A waste trying to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be the day known
As the day you got schooled!

Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day
Don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the
World is free of evil