Team StarKid, Joe Moses, Brian Holden - Hermione Can't Draw lyrics

Hey guys, guys, guys i got just the thing:

Hermione can't draw

Hermione can't draw hermione cannot draw

She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she's reading a "How to Draw" book

Hermione can't draw hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she's reading

Alright, guys alright, alright
I screwed up Slytherin's got the field
What the hell is this?
Stop dan- stop dancing like this!
Guys, stop! This song isn't even that funny

Oh, yeah? Let's hear you sing a song
Right now in front of everyone!

I don't have to sing for you

Lupin can't sing


Lupin can't sing lupin cannot sing

He only reads books and he cannot sing
Even if he's reading a "How to Sing" book



Hermione can't draw hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she's reading a "How to Draw" book

Hermione can't draw hermione can't draw
Hermione cannot draw

She only reads books and she cannot draw
Even if she's reading a "How to Draw" book

Hermione can't draw hermione can't draw

Yes, I can yes, I can sing
Yes, I can sing

I'm Remus freakin'

Alright, alright, guys!
Guys! Guys! Hey, guys!
Hey, remember how Hermione can't draw?
She can't draw!


Okay, follow me!

Granger, don't you have somewhere else to be?