Team StarKid, Devin Lytle, Nicholas Joseph Strauss-Matathia - There Ain't Nothing Like A Dick lyrics

Alright, Ms cooter let me tell yous
A thing or two's about dicks!

(sung) a dick can act real sweet
A dick can bat his eyes
He can tell you you're the one
But that dick's just full of lies

A dick's, a dick's, a dick's
A dick's, a dick, it's true
But, you ain't never gonna
Find the dick for you!
A dick can hit you hard

Oooh, a dick can hit you fast!
A dick can bring you love

But that dick can't make it last

There's a dick for every puss
Lots of fish in the sea

But they sure as hell
Haven't found the dick for me!

There ain't nothing like a dick

And the dick I've found's the best

There ain't nothing like a dick

They leave you itching with the rest

You can play with that dildo
Til it makes you sick
But at the end of the day
There ain't nothin' like a dick!

Now you're getting it, Miss
Cooter! Preach, baby, preach!

My dick's a different breed
He's got class, he's debonair
His voice is gravelly and soft
And baby, he's got quite a pair

When he talks to me
I get all hot and bothered, you see
I'm positive that he's the only dick for me

Oh, that dick has got you good
He's got ya under his spell

Well at least I have a dick
And at least I don't smell

Hah! You make the same mistakes
Through thin and through thick

But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing like a dick

I want that shaft in me today

There ain't nothing like a dick

Hey look, a baby on the way!

Oooh, the way he makes me feel

And they sure's are slicks

Both: But at the end of the day
There ain't nothing like a dick!

And they'll fuck ya too!

Ow!

Yeah!