Tha Alkaholiks - 40 Oz Quartet Part I lyrics

Lazy-ass gentlemans may I have
Yo' drunk-ass attention please
Comin to you motherfuckers live
On stage here tonight
I'd like to present the most intoxicated
Most inbreezeiated
Most anpissipated, group of our time
- the 40 Oz, quartet
Take it away, gentlemans

It's the cap twistin clique that get
You sick off one sip
Of this concoction - pass it
To a nigga like Stockton
Grape juice, Johnny Walker, Olde E
And Hennesey so much Remi in my kidney they
Had to send me to Sidney
To find a remedy, from drinkin kegs all alone
I wish they'd leave my head alone
I'm just an alkie to the bone
They try to send me to AA, I said "Ay ay!"
Not today day
I just bought a bottle of Tan-gueray ray
But first I gots to finish
My eight ball and Guinness
I'm feelin so dry now man, I must replenish
Ohhhh I like the gurrrls with the fat backs
But, I be so damn wet I never
Get a chance to smack that
Straight out of order sign on the weenie
Wasted chips buyin a bitch a
Gang of apple martinis

I'm just a drunk (I can't help myself)
I'm just a drunk
(Drinkin XO off the top shelf)
I'm just a drunk (No I can't help myself)
I'm just a drunk-k