The Black Boy, Kool Keith - Plaything Chip lyrics

("Wow, Mom! Boy, oh boy! I like it)
("Buy this toy for your kid!")

Take me home i'll be your boy until you're
Lowered in the soil you're lonely, I'm loyal
Great for kids like a mohel
Let me be your possession
Let yourself be mine
With your purchase I bind thee
Until the end of time we can't be separated
We're attached at the soul
I take hold inside you, guide you as you grow
I'll follow your footsteps, wherever they go
Forеver and ever, moon boots to steel toеs

You must feel old
I heard you trying to show a little skill
Tintin bayonet road
Wrote that prestigious thought in
The perfect tone turn this into nursing home
Kids don't want me to turn my cursing on

Step and carry when I step
Back and purchase the farm
Enter for tryouts, fill the form
Reach out with the react bleachers
Clown features, clear like chlorine
You're just a low rise jean

("One of the most dangerous
Kids toys ever sold!")
("Wow, Mom! Boy, oh boy! I like it)

Pack me in the knapsack always keep me close
Those mean adults wanna drive a
Wedge and force you
To pledge allegiance to those
Flags and steeples
All those older creeps will
Make your feel small i'll be your equal

Little people make you sit and ponder
Carry my bags to the rotunda
Kids ain't on the level of
Jake Steed and B pumper
Pass the muscle drinks to me
We feeling the sensation up under

Come let's wander yonder
Into froggy pond water
Through the eye of the
Greater Father figure operator
Pick your savior, pray to it
We rip a hole into the wall of the theater
Combining ions in an unholy alliance

Science!
You see I move at night with no high beams
Go from team to team like Kevin Humphries
Captain commanding
Supreme Delta, Spaceship landing

("Wow, Mom! Boy, oh boy! I like it)
("Buy this to for your kid and he or she
Can embrace cruelty and violence
From a young age!")
("Wow, Mom! Boy, oh boy! I like it)
("One of the most dangerous
Kids toys ever sold!")
("Side effects may include vomiting
Shortness of breath
Nausea, blurred vision, liver
And kidney problems, constipation")