The Gregory Brothers - Driving. Stripping. Swinging. lyrics
[The Gregory Brothers - Driving. Stripping. Swinging. lyrics]
I call this session to order
With the drums of freedom!
I second your motion with
The guitar of liberty!
Not to be outdone
I administer the bassline of justice!
I am pointing to the emu of elf excretion
Will the gentleman rise to
Sing a plaintive melody?
Don't leave me swinging in
The wind until November
I am here! I am not going away!
Hey, if I was you, I may want me to go away
Too you know, what the hell
Do what you have to do
But don't leave me swinging in the wind
Until November
Don't leave me swinging in the wind the wind
Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey!
As much as I love you, I am not going away
I violated the rules and I'm apologizing
For God's sake, I'm 80 years old
And all I'm saying is, heck
Have the ethics committee expedite this
This is an emergency
Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey!
As much as I love you, I am not going away
He's still a contender he will not surrender
Don't you leave him swinging in
The wind until November
Don't leave me swinging in the wind
Until November
Don't leave me swinging in the wind
Do what you have to do
But don't leave me swinging in the wind
Until November
Don't leave me swinging in the wind the wind
Dance Break!
The gentleman will sit!
Yes!
Instead of standing up!
No!
The gentleman will sit!
Let's go!
The gentleman is correct in sitting!
Hold that seat!
The gentleman will observe regular
Order and sit down!
Left! Right!
Down!
Up!
Down!
And spin around!
There's a lot of pain and anguish
From people worried about this Islamic Center
What about these strip joints? Strip joints?
Are these people who are holier than thou
Condemning the strip joints nearby?
Alright, fair enough (yeah) fair enough
Let's take a closer look at the strippers
To see if they got something to hide
Oh yeah!
Painting Islam with a broad brush
Makes our problems worse, worse, worse
Makes them worse (oh yeah)
And I don't like it
Nobody should like it, like it
Painting strip joints with a broad brush
Makes our problems worse (worse)
Worse (worse) , worse (much worse)
It was done to the Jews before
That's why we have perpetual war
Blood and gore
Perpetual war
Forevermore
Perpetual war
Persecutin' Islamic strippers
I don't like it
Puttin' a ban on Halal liquor
Nobody should like it
Burnin' Qur'ans to get people pissed
I don't like it
Puttin' Tinky Winky on the no-fly list
Nobody should like it
Republicans drove our economy into a ditch
We got in there and we pushed and we shoved
And these guys were standin'
Sippin' on a slurpee
And then they got the nerve to
Ask for the keys back
I don't wanna give em the keys back
They don't know how to drive
Don't know how to drive
When you wanna go forward in your car
What do you do? You put it in 'D'
They're gonna pop it in reverse
I don't wanna give em the keys back
They don't know how to drive
Don't know how to drive
Our metaphorical car got no brakes
And no gear shift
We'll go metaphorically far while we're
Standin' in the ditch bitch!
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With the drums of freedom!
I second your motion with
The guitar of liberty!
Not to be outdone
I administer the bassline of justice!
I am pointing to the emu of elf excretion
Will the gentleman rise to
Sing a plaintive melody?
Don't leave me swinging in
The wind until November
I am here! I am not going away!
Hey, if I was you, I may want me to go away
Too you know, what the hell
Do what you have to do
But don't leave me swinging in the wind
Until November
Don't leave me swinging in the wind the wind
Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey!
As much as I love you, I am not going away
I violated the rules and I'm apologizing
For God's sake, I'm 80 years old
And all I'm saying is, heck
Have the ethics committee expedite this
This is an emergency
Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey!
As much as I love you, I am not going away
He's still a contender he will not surrender
Don't you leave him swinging in
The wind until November
Don't leave me swinging in the wind
Until November
Don't leave me swinging in the wind
Do what you have to do
But don't leave me swinging in the wind
Until November
Don't leave me swinging in the wind the wind
Dance Break!
The gentleman will sit!
Yes!
Instead of standing up!
No!
The gentleman will sit!
Let's go!
The gentleman is correct in sitting!
Hold that seat!
The gentleman will observe regular
Order and sit down!
Left! Right!
Down!
Up!
Down!
And spin around!
There's a lot of pain and anguish
From people worried about this Islamic Center
What about these strip joints? Strip joints?
Are these people who are holier than thou
Condemning the strip joints nearby?
Alright, fair enough (yeah) fair enough
Let's take a closer look at the strippers
To see if they got something to hide
Oh yeah!
Painting Islam with a broad brush
Makes our problems worse, worse, worse
Makes them worse (oh yeah)
And I don't like it
Nobody should like it, like it
Painting strip joints with a broad brush
Makes our problems worse (worse)
Worse (worse) , worse (much worse)
It was done to the Jews before
That's why we have perpetual war
Blood and gore
Perpetual war
Forevermore
Perpetual war
Persecutin' Islamic strippers
I don't like it
Puttin' a ban on Halal liquor
Nobody should like it
Burnin' Qur'ans to get people pissed
I don't like it
Puttin' Tinky Winky on the no-fly list
Nobody should like it
Republicans drove our economy into a ditch
We got in there and we pushed and we shoved
And these guys were standin'
Sippin' on a slurpee
And then they got the nerve to
Ask for the keys back
I don't wanna give em the keys back
They don't know how to drive
Don't know how to drive
When you wanna go forward in your car
What do you do? You put it in 'D'
They're gonna pop it in reverse
I don't wanna give em the keys back
They don't know how to drive
Don't know how to drive
Our metaphorical car got no brakes
And no gear shift
We'll go metaphorically far while we're
Standin' in the ditch bitch!
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