The Gregory Brothers, Daniel Criss - Flying Robots - Songify the News 3 lyrics

I have two shotguns in my home
They're locked in a safe
There's a metal gun case
We live in an area that's wooded
Somewhat secluded
And I said, "Jill, if there's ever a problem
Just walk out on the balcony
And fire two blasts outside the house"
Buy a shotgun buy a shotgun
You don't need a machine gun
You don't need thirty rounds buy a shotgun
Buy a double barreled shotgun
No, you don't need a flamethrower
And you don't need a tank
And you don't need an AR-15
To scare those thugs away, no
And I don't need a grenade launcher
I don't need an F-15
There's just one thing I need to do
And they'll stay away from me

Fire two blasts outside the house (Woo)
Buy a shotgun (Buy a shotgun)
Buy a shotgun (Jill, buy a shotgun baby)
You don't need a machine gun
(You don't need a machine gun)
You don't need thirty rounds
(Don’t need too many rounds) buy a shotgun
Buy a double barreled shotgun

Americans could be killed by a drone
In your bed at night, in your home
(Say it isn't so)
Americans could be killed by a drone
In a cafe in San Francisco, oh
You never get notified
Your notification is the buzz of the drone
As it flies (Ba da daa)
As it flies (Robots in the sky) overhead
Before you're killed until you're dead
Bombed in your sleep
You won't get a chance to speak
Calm down, Senator
You somehow say we would kill people in cafes
It's simply false uh, sir
It is simply false
We don't wanna blow up the cafe

Hey! I'm not that bad! Please don't kill me!
We will not kill you
Are you gonna drop a missile on Jane Fonda?
No! We will not bomb Jane Fonda!
Americans could be killed by a drone
Calm down Sir! (Flying robots)
In your bed at night, in your home
Calm down Your home! Calm down Your home!
Calm down Your home! Calm down Your home!

(The chair now announces a
Two-minute chocolate break)
(Chocolate of the house:
Chocolate is mandatory)
Get me a candy bar or two

The National Security Agency
Building a one million square
Foot complex in Utah
That will house phone call and email data
This is something that's not
Our place to decide
The public needs to decide
Whether these programs and policies
Are right or wrong
What the heck is going on?
It's a data collection thing
The federal judge says, it's okay, it's okay
They hold phone records for the NSA
It's all BS for the NSA woah! Y'know
Woah! Y'know
They sit there and they have the numbers
And they can play all day long For the NSA

What the heck is going on? Fire two blasts
Woah! What the heck is going on?
Americans could be killed by a shotgun
By a drone by a flamethrower
In your home! For the NSA
Calm down sir!
Americans could be killed
By a left-wing website
What the heck is going on?
(What the heck is going on?) fire two blasts
(What the heck, what the heck) woah!
What the fuck is going on?
(What the heck is going on?)
Americans could be killed
(What the heck, what the heck) by a shotgun
By a drone by a flamethrower
In your home! For the NSA
Calm down (What the heck, what the heck)
Sir! Americans could be killed
(What the heck, what the heck)
By a left-wing website

Yeah i don't know
Woo! Oooh