The Gregory Brothers - Lettuce Regulation. American Blessings. lyrics

Any world order
That elevates one nation over another
Will fall flat ah, snap
I think that goes
Against the idea of American exceptionalism
Exceptional fast food and
Exceptional dance moves
Most Americans believe that this country was
Gifted by God, a blessed nation
And that we are better
Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place
Gettin' blessed by Joe Biden from space!
(ay) god bless America!
Ay! God bless America!
Ay! God bless, God God bless
God bless America! Ay-men!
Do you realize if you were to take
That lettuce, dry it, and roll it
And smoke it
I know, it tastes like goat shit
You smoke your lettuce
Believe me, I've tried
You're gonna end up with similar problems
Than if you were smoking tobacco
I know, fo sho
You should try it with tomato -
Burnin' salad in my throat! Steve Buyer
Warning complacent Americans about the
Risks of smoking lettuce
You can warn me all you want
But you'll never stop my leafy green fetish
It's not the nicotine that kills!
It's the smoke! The smoke
Cancer: it's the smoke heart
Disease: it's the smoke
Respiratory disease: it's the smoke!
It's the, it's the inhalation
It's the smoke, the smoke
If they wanna obtain their nicotine
It's okay it's the smoke, the smoke!
The more produce we come across
The more problems we see
Some companies say they've
Received hundreds of
Applications for just a single opening
One man sent a shoe
To his prospective employer
Shawtay, don't you know
That Air Jordan was from me? I wore a long
White eyelet dress and a floppy white hat
And carried a walking stick
Ooh-wee! Am I crazy
Am I trippin' on 'shrooms?
Or you singin' 'bout pimpin' on
The late night news? Katie Coo, baby boo
You got swagga like a star
Don't stop, real talk
We gon' take it to the charts!
You can be Lady Gaga i can be T-Pain
We can be bringing on the boogie
Droppin' rhymes like rain
You can be Lady Gaga i can be T-Pain
Bringing on the boogie
With floppy hats and pimp canes
We've got some breaking news
Let's go to Tracy Burns
She's got all the news actually, Liz
I think you wanna jump up to Robert
Tracy, baby, you crazy
I don't know what the hell's goin' on
Or where the camera belongs
Let's go to Nicole me?
Yeah, you me?
Baby boo me?
Whooo ooh me?
Nicole don't know let's throw it to Joe
Uh, you know, I'm, uh
Tryna get a hold of this myself
Breaking news guys, um
I, I don't have it, Liz
I have to send it back down to you
I'm afraid okay, that's okay
But the basics of it is
Clearly this is a fascinating story