The Gregory Brothers - Michael Jackson. Drugs. Palin. lyrics

Hey oh! Congress!
Climate change bill!
Let's get our debate on, one, two, three!

It is time to stand up and say
We get to choose we get to choose
It's one of the two liberty or tyranny
Can we please, choose something in between?
Mediocrity? Chastity?
Puppetry? Obesity?
Marijuanity? Pretty please,?

The underlying bill represents the
Tyranny of the government
It's our choice, what will we choose today?
Will we choose liberty
Or will we choose tyranny?

It all depends -who gets to be the tyrant?
I thought this bill was about the climate

Just remember these 4 words
For what this legislation means
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs
Let's vote for jobs and jobs
And jobs don't forget about jobs

Those in favor say "aye" aye!
Those opposed, "no"
Hell no! Hell no! Hell no!
The fight that we have between the 2 sides
Of the aisle boils down to one word:
Freedom! Freedom!
Freedom! Freedom!
Freedom that will allow the American
People to live their lives
Hell no! (Hell no) hell no! (Hell no)
Hell no! (Hell no)
Let's allow America to flourish, to
Allow jobs to flourish
And allow freedom to flourish! Hell no!

I'm not wired to operate under the
Same old politics as usual
With this announcement that I'm
Not seeking re-election
I've determined that it's best
To transfer the authority of governor to
Lieutenant Governor Parnell

Hey, could she be pregnant?
Pregnant with ideas 'bout how
To run for president!
Interesting and perhaps successful
Strategy to win her the presidency

To win you gotta quit!
To quit you gotta win!
The chips are on the table
She's really all in but, it's high risk
The people who like her
Are still gonna like her
The people who have doubts about her
Are just gonna have the same doubts no doubt
Same doubts shawtay
Same doubts! What do you do if you have
Tylenol and other medications
With acetaminophen?

I take a fistful of pills
And get busy mixin' 'em in my gin

What about Vicodin and Percocet? Will
They be banned ultimately?

Not if I can help it!
You know it's unconstitutional
To take away my God-given pharmaceuticals

I have warned that one day
Michael Jackson would wake up dead
Wake up, wake up dead
Meredith, I had warned everyone
He told you so
One day we're going to have this experience
I feared this day and here we are
Keith, people often die
For very strange reasons they wake up dead
Wake up, wake up dead wakin' up
Wakin' up wakin' up
Wakin' up
Wakin' up is a strange reason to die whoo!