The Gregory Brothers - Naked Men lyrics

And now
We leave this debate on farm subsidies to
Bring you remarks by Joe Biden
And Blondie as they form a super
Group to promote world peace

I remember walking in into the senate gym
Between the shower and the stalls there
Were scores of naked men naked men
I felt guilty, I was fully clothed
Naked, naked men
I'm not stating anything you
Don't already know
Oh, everybody's naked underneath
Their clothes
Why we keep up the charade is what
The aliens would like to know

The pundit's say that we're divided today
But that's simply not true
We're all dressed the same when we're nude
Dressed the same when we're nude
Dressed the same when we're nude

Iran does not have a bomb
You don't have any concerns at all?
What are you frightened of Sean? (Okay)
Your friend Bibi's been talking about Iran
Bibi's sitting on two hundred atom bombs
Iran is fighting ISIS and Al Qaeda
What are you afraid of? Just one thing
What are you afraid of?
He's afraid of one thing

Naked men naked, naked men
(You can't handle this truth)
Naked men in the senate gym

Big Wall Street banks are
So upset with Senator
Warren's call for them to be broken up
I just want two things from the big banks
I want 'em not to cheat people
I want 'em so they can't wreck the economy

Please ignore what you just heard
Our new sponsor assures you
That it never occurred

Should the baker have to bake the cake?
The baker should be able to say
"I can't bake the cake" just bake the cake
But, I can't bake the cake
Just bake the cake
For goodness sake, who gets the cake?
The florist and the candlestick maker
Uhh, the militant gays and the pizza maker
The chill homophobe and the undertaker

You mentioned the NSA was
Passing around naked pictures
It's not seen as a big deal
You see naked pictures all the time

Naked men
(You see naked pictures all the time)
Naked, naked men (The tender fannies)
Naked men in the senate gym (Naked pictures)
(Maintain eye contact in the senate gym)
Naked men (Oh, naked men)
Naked, naked men (Naked women too)
Naked men in the senate gym
(Naked men, they're completely nude)