The Gregory Brothers - Pirates. Drugs. Gay Marriage. lyrics

Perhaps the Constitution envisions
Certain one-size fit's all solutions -
(Booorrrring! I hear a foghorn! Boorrrrinnng)
Legislature override a gubernatorial veto -
(Guboringital! I -I'm not feeling any
Romance between us right now
You gotta do it like this:
Shawtayee ready, set, go)

This was a pretty remarkable week
On the gay marriage front
First of all, to have a state like Iowa

Whatchu trying to say about Iowa?

Not the east coast state

East coast

Not the left coast state

Left coast

In a decision written by
A republican appointee

Shawty, now you sounding so fine
Give me your number, we can bump and grind
Talking about politics all night
Leaving the club in the morning light
If we get carried away
We might get gay married today

We just heard from some of our
Viewers who strongly support
Legalizing marijuana

Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me

Do you think we should legalize pot alone
Or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine
And meth?

My brain says no, but my body says yes!

I'm an angry gorilla i heard you needed me
(ooh ooh ah ah)

Now that Captain Richard Phillips
Has been successfully rescued
The president has decided to step
In front of the spotlight

Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it
But my forehead's veiny

And even take some credit
For authorizing the mission

Well, don't you worry, baby boo
You'll always have an angry gorilla
To be angry with you that's what I do
Just ask Donkey Kong, he's in my crew

At the North Pole
New satellite photos show arctic ice
Is melting so fast

Oh snap, how fast?

Many scientists now predict it will
Be gone within 30 years

Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest
Shawty

Some researchers think it could
Disappear in just six

Shit!

Without it there could be a snowball effect

Oh

With temperatures rising even faster
If we all don't take bold
Action and take it soon

Yeah

We will find ourselves on very thin ice

Tell em, Hilary, pirates on very thin ice

These pirates are criminals
They are armed gangs on the sea

That means the ocean

The United States does not make concessions
Or ransom payments to pirates

Embarrassing sorry guys
Uh, sorry uh, I gotta take this
Hello, shawtayee, we can meet up at the mall
(At the mall)
Browse around at the bookstore
Mentally ball until we fall
Love you too, grandma
Ah sorry any other questions? Anybody you
Wanna buy drugs? From me?

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