The Lonely Island - We Need Love lyrics

Hey, what a great day for a swim yeah
Why are you wearing a shirt?
Too many hickeys on my neck
Oh the girl I was with
Last night scratched my back
So you've also been having sex yeah

We need love, not meaningless sex
You've got a round butt? We're not impressed
So many girls wanna get in our pants
But we're not whores we need romance

Hey girl (Girl) , you look good (Good)
I want you to know that I would - do you
Frequently like riding my hog
It's nothing to me
You're wearing a bra, but soon you won't
Call me the magic man: now you see it
Now you don't

When it comes to foreplay
I can take for hours
Say "Do I make you horny
Baby?" - Austin Powers
My ocean's got motion, but also girth
The closest thing you'll feel to giving birth

I'm a butt man and I like boobs
Put them together, and we like you
I don't care that you're overweight
I see your soul, and you look great
We love all colors, shapes, and sizes
Except Steve's new girlfriend
Who's a fucking slut!

We need love, not meaningless sex
You've got a round butt? We're not impressed
Just two Don Juans looking for amour
It could be you if you're not a whore

I'm Guy #1, I'll massage your back
Or if you prefer, I'll squeeze your rack
If it's your time of the month
I'll call it a night
I'm Guy #2, I don't run red lights
If I was with you
I'd need at least 10 rubbers
Your poo tang stank
I don't need another lover
I wear condoms too, but when they break
It's bad
Take you to the clinic, I can't be no dad

'Cause we're the freaks of the industry
You a freak, Guy 1?
Oh you got that, G what about you, Guy 2?
Yes me too

I always get consent before I screw
I'm not a guy who's gonna rape you
Champagne, waterbed, satin covers
There you have it - another satisfied lover
There you have it - another satisfied lover
There you have it - another satisfied lover
There you have it - another satisfied lover
There you have it - another satisfied lover

We need love, not meaningless sex
You got a round butt? We're not impressed
We're two Casanovas, not pieces of meat
But pull down our pants
You'll like what you see