The Offspring - Why Don't You Get a Job? lyrics

My friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says, "Man, I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kinda way"

She sit's on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just
To stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na na, why don't you get a job?"
Say, "No way, " say, "No way ya, no way
Na na, why don't you get a job?"

I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
’Cause that girl's got expensive taste

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na na, why don't you get a job?"
Say, "No way, " say, "No way ya, no way
Na na, why don't you get a job?"

Well, I guess it ain't easy
Doing nothing at all, woh yeah but hey man
Free rides just don't come along every day
(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

My friend's got a boyfriend
Man she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say

"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na na, why don't you get a job?"
Say, "No way, " say, "No way ya, no way
Na na, why don't you get a job?"

"I won't give you no money, I always pay
Na na, why don't you get a job?"
Say, "No way, " say, "No way ya, no way
Na na, why don't you get a job?"

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