Timmy the Dog, Tim Minchin - The Song of the Masochist lyrics

Did you really think that I
Would love you again?
Did you think I'd just forgive the
Things that you've done to me?
You must think I'm a masochist
I'd just as soon go and slit my wrists
As take you back again
Who do you think I am?

Did you think I'd just sit around and wait
For you to sort out your stuff?
Ring you up fortnightly to reiterate
My love for you?
You must think I'm a masochist
I'd just as soon go and slit my wrists
As take you back again
Who do you think I am>

Did you really think that I would
Let you have it all?
Spending time alone while making sure you
Keep a hold on me?
You must think I'm a masochist
If you thought I'd just put up with this
And take you back again
Who do you think I am?