Tobuscus - The Mini Minotaur Song lyrics

Tim Tim plays for days in a maze
And there's a Minotaur taur
Tiny Minotaur taur
Little Minotaur taur, mini Minotaur taur
Minotaur taur, tiny Minotaur taur
Little Minotaur taur, mini Minotaur taur!

Cute little tiny little Minotaur
Sitting in a cradle ("Awww!")
He thinks that maybe it's a baby
But it nay be! I’m a tiny Minotaur!
Little Minotaur kill you any minute taur!

Minotaur taur, tiny Minotaur taur
Little Minotaur taur, mini Minotaur taur
Minotaur taur, tiny Minotaur taur
Little Minotaur taur, mini Minotaur taur

How do you defeat a mini Minotaur?
Many mini Minotaur taurs hate tartar sauce
They're deathly allergic to tartar sauce

You'll be fine, do you have some tartar
Tim Tim? ("No")
You'll need some tartar to kill him ("Oh")
Things are looking grim-grim for Tim Tim
("Ahhh!")

Wait! What's that in his tum tum Tim Tim?
("What?") it's a bottle of tartar, Tim Tim
Someone, before you, tried to kill him

Open the jar! (Twist the lid off)
Open the jar! (Counter-clockwise, "Oh")
Release tartar to kill Minotaur

Ugh, tartar! My only weakness! I'm alive!
Stop singing songs about me!
You're ruining my life!