Transit, Konik ABC - I'm So Indie lyrics

Can you believe Transit? I mean I used to
Like him back when no one else did
Ya, before he made a song with Jann Arden!
Jann's so un-indie! So many people
Know who she is!
And that Geeze guy, from Natural Ensemble
I heard that he's not even ever seen Amelie
Shh! here they come!

I'm so indie I eat organic poptarts
And hang out daily with the local rockstars
I got HD Wrap arounds
Stole em from my Grandma's house
They call me Asian cuz I
Always have my camera out
Me and my crew walk
Around smelling sharpie fumes
And I live off the popcorn
At the Marquee Room see I'm an artsy dude
And we just laugh at those
Stay strapped like car-seat crews
Indie is the term to let em
Know that we're not idiot
Richy-rich city slicks making
Poppy kiddy hit's!
So as long as this 59 Fifty fit's
Imma be an indie kid
Peace out to Ricky Smitts

I'm so indie I don't wear plaid anymore
Say rad anymore, like that band anymore
Cuz I'm too indie to be like that anymore
You can find me at the vinyl
At the second hand store

I wear the tightest jeans around or
At least I try to
Everyone does things different but not
Quite the way I do
I dropped out of ACAD and flunked my final
Told em not to throw it
Out though but instead recycle
I don't eat meat unless it comes with
A toy and a happy meal
Gotta sweater vest with a horse
On it from Value Vill most people walking
So you'll notice I'm just standing
Not conforming to these non-conformist
People acting real fake
Acting like they're so trend less
But yo I'll end this
I gotta vinyl collection that's endless
And I watch movies from David
Lynch that make no sense
It's better to wear glasses
That have no lenses
And I, can't play my acoustic guitar
But I'm down to learn
Got 12 pictures on it for
Every month on my calendar
I show off new bands to my
Friends like I'm that bands manager
Bought a book on how to read a book
From Urban Outfitters
I can't grow a mustache so I
Drew one on my finger
And hold it under my nose every
Time someone takes a picture
People get me mixed up
With what's considered hipster
But, I'm way too indie for
That! Yo go figure!

Climb with me
To the top of the indie hierarchy
Where we listen to Wu Tang for irony
On our bikes with our
Snapbacks and pirate tees
Come and fly with me
Cutie is my target objective
At Market Collective she's smart
Introspective and check out those specs kid!
I mean like, are those even prescription?
You look like Larry King mixed with a vixen
I like dubstep and Aha Shake Heartbreak
But hate Only By The Night that's so played!
So played like my Gameboy played
With my knock off green
And black Wayfarer shades
I love foreign films, Lauryn Hill
Scoring deals on pork less meals
Retweets Green Peace and my
Friend's recording deal
I love my mustache, bus pass
Corny little love raps
I'm so indie I thought you knew that!

Girl 1: Wearing lenses in your
Glasses is so over!
Girl 2: I stopped shopping at Value Village
Now I just steal off the coat
Racks at the Senior's home!
Girl 1: Everyone eats salad, I eat grass
Like a sheep except I'm not
A sheep you're all sheep!