William Maranci, Hoobastank - My beautiful dark twisted hoobastank lyrics

I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you

Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan run away fast as you can

I'm not a perfect person
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
But I'll continue learning
But I'm not too good at that shit
So I have to say I'm so gifted at finding
What I don't like the most
I just want you to know (Bell jingle)
So I think it's time for us to have toast
(Toaster clicking)

I found a reason for ree
To change who I used to ree
A rere to start over new
And the asshole is you

I wish that I could take a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is, it's doo doo
(Distant fart) shit
I'm a perfect person
I wish that I could hurt you
(Screaming, stabbing sound)
Run away as fast as you can

24 7, 365, pee stays on my mind
IIII did it alright, alright I admit it
I found a reason for pee
I found a reason to show my dick
Knock it off pee-pee, chop it off
(Stabbing sound, low-pitched screaming)
Let's talk over my dick knock it off
24 7, 365, pussy stays on my mind
IIII did it alright -
Alright
(Stabbing sound, high-pitched screaming)
Knock it off